Hey neighbor!

1:42 AM - Return home from boozin.

2:03 AM - Random drunk kids walking down the street yelling "O-H".

2:08 AM - Someone finally appeases them with an "I-O".

2:59 AM - Helicopter circles my apartment for 15 minutes. No arrests made.

3:22 AM - Drug deal in the alley between two houses. Probably weed, not a lot and nothing worth calling the police for.

3:24 AM - Drug deal over; smoking in the alley next to my house begins.

3:52 AM - Weed smokers discuss the validity of the electoral college and if Funyons could be considered a meal.

5:12 AM - The bums raid the garbage dumpsters for cans.

5:38 AM - One bum gets into an argument with another about who gets which dumpster. The one with a limp and no teeth wins the argument.

Last edition of West 9th Diaries found here.