Megan Fox is the greatest American hero of our time. Why's that you ask? Well, it's because she knew that yesterday would yield one of the worst days on Wall Street ever, so she thought we all needed cheering up so we didn't jump from the top fo the AIG building holding worthless stock receipts. That's why in her recent interview with GQ magazine, she said the following:

"I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes," said the foxy Fox. "I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but... Oh boy."

How can you read that and not smile? One of the hottest girls in the world is saying that she can't control herself around one of the other hottest girls in the world, so much so that she want's to physically assault a large wild animal. This is kind of like the time I was having a rough day after failing a final and opened up FHM where I saw lingerie-clad Megan Fox saying:

"I have the libido of a teenage boy. I'd rather have sex all the time than leave the house."

And so I slipped into imagination land, forgetting all about the troubles of the world.

God bless you Megan Fox, I salute you as a true patriot. Sarah Palin has nothing on you.

(Image credit: Maxim)