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Not much happened today. We had to do quick, impromptu speeches based on a picture that we selected at random. My picture was of three people surfing naked. I’m sure it was some priceless piece of art that had a lot of meaning, but I did my speech on, well, naked surfing. The class laughed, Mrs. Ms. Smith was horrified. Mission accomplished.

I also want to take this time to discuss a growing concern I have with schools. Whether it’s college, high school, or even summer school apparently, it’s utterly terrifying to be a conservative. Today we spent 45 minutes talking liberal crap about how the conservatives in America have destroyed the world and I seriously was afraid to speak. This happens in college all the time. Listen, I’m not saying conservatives are perfect but come on. Liberals of the world, chill out a little bit. You’re scaring the rest of us.