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Mrs. Ms. Smith must have had a bad weekend, because she spent most of the day ranting about how "Grand Theft Auto" promotes cop-killing and hookers (she left out hooker killing-I mean, hello, how else are you supposed to get your money back?) and how the media ruins the world. I instantly regretted telling her how much I loved majoring in Journalism.

Mrs. Ms. Smith also informed us, in what I’m sure she thought was an original line, not to “try and BS her, because she’s the best at it herself, and nothing will get past her.” I’m sorry, but when are teachers going to stop saying this? It’s so wrong it’s laughable. First off, you clearly suck at BSing because nobody is buying that line. Second off, everything gets past you. And I’m not talking just about Mrs. Ms. Smith. This goes to every teacher whose ever said that line. Guess what? I’ve BS’d papers in every single one of your classes, and so did every other student. Stop fooling yourselves and face reality.

Wow. Looks like Mrs. Ms. Smith wasn’t the only one who needed to rant..