God knows why you'd want to enter college at age 16, especially this college. Is it to be the youngest virgin on your floor? The only kid whose sole form of ID is a learner's permit? Certainly, high school was shitty, but shitty enough to light a fire under your feet that had you scampering to the love and acceptance that only Boston University could offer?

Maybe I'm being a little judgmental. This Vikas Mangipudi sounds like a fine fellow, despite being from New Hampshire, where they grow weirdoes like Iowa grows corn. But, after his first night of cleaning up a stranger's vomit or having his roommate bang some girl on the floor while he's trying to study for his astrophysics exam, he'll want to be in high school again worse than those guys on To Catch A Predator.