It may be time to knock KFed and Brit from their Stupidly Delinquent Couple pedestal: a suburban Pennsylvania couple, Philip Fleck and Heather Darcy, have admitted to police that they were responsible for an 18-month egging rampage.

In the time some might use to earn an associate’s degree, Fleck and Darcy caused over $7,000 in damages to four hundred properties. Apparently, though motivated by revenge against former friends, the two hatched (sorry!) an ingenious plan to egg strangers’ properties also, in order to avert suspicion. Apparently the situation became so dire that one eggee, Dave Outland, tired of coming home to a driveway reeking of Denny’s, admitted to MSNBC that he even attempted a two-night stakeout.
 

While Darcy’s mother Cindy has minimized the egging bender, saying, "I believe this is something being blown way out of proportion,” Montgomery County DA, Risa Vetri Ferman, disagrees vehemently and seems to consider the egging a soul-shattering tragedy from which the egged may never recover. After sending out letters urging victims to come forward, she explained, "We have an obligation under the law to seek to make them whole and to get restitution for them.”

Let the candlelight vigils ensue!