Class Marshal Spanks Charlize Theron, Unsurprisingly Brags About It

Class Marshal Spanks Charlize Theron, Unsurprisingly Brags About It
Yesterday, Charlize Theron received the Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year award. Theron got roasted! She made jokes about breast implants. And she blasted shots with Pudding kids. Blah blah blah. All pretty routine.

Except! One lucky campus figure got to get a little rough and tumble with the star. Class Marshal and ex-UCer Adam Goldenberg was photographed giving the lady a love pat. The satisfaction of merely getting this opportunity wasn't enough for Goldenberg, however. He also had to remind those cave Sever-dwellers what they were missing out on all for the sake of a self-important resume bullet. In an e-mail with the subject line, "[UC] This is what happens when you quit the UC," Goldenberg passed the above gem along. Nice O faces!

 

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