Except! One lucky campus figure got to get a little rough and tumble with the star. Class Marshal and ex-UCer Adam Goldenberg was photographed giving the lady a love pat. The satisfaction of merely getting this opportunity wasn't enough for Goldenberg, however. He also had to remind those cave Sever-dwellers what they were missing out on all for the sake of a self-important resume bullet. In an e-mail with the subject line, "[UC] This is what happens when you quit the UC," Goldenberg passed the above gem along. Nice O faces!