Appropriate College Park "Bedside" Manner

Appropriate College Park "Bedside" Manner
"So who'd you hook up with last night?"

It seems to be a common question after a routine night in the city of College Park. There's even an urban legend saying that our own statue of Testudo will grow wings and fly away if someone graduates Maryland a virgin.

While that sounds a bit far fetched, it's also hard to believe in chastity when you witness a trio of girls mumbling the words of Lil' Wayne wearing too-small-to-be-called-a-dress dresses.

So even though sex happens, if you're the type who likes to keep your dish on the low, you may want to be wary of where and how you do it.

If you were caught having sex in the public bathroom, it's pretty safe to assume that your name has spread from here to Bowie–and that's ok. But if you're the kind of person who likes your private life private, stay out of public places and when someone asks the inevitable, just keep that steamy hookup to yourself. It saves for a lot of blushing later.

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