For anyone wondering when they would finally be able to party again with their obnoxious Greek brethren, or have been missing a bar that will screw up any kind of mixed drink, waiting time is over.

According to the Diamondback, Cornerstone is finally re-opening, after having to undergo extensive repairs due to a vandalizing incident.

I can only assume the vandilization included something along the lines of, “Learn how to make wussy drinks like a Long Island! Love, AEPI”.