Students of University of Maryland be warned: A cougar is on the prowl on campus.
Described as “light tan and tawny brown,” the creature has been spotted in the area, and the university’s Department of Public Safety is on the lookout.
But instead of a cougar of the feline variety, I’m thinking it’s probably more along the lines of an older, spray-tanned brunette, with a penchant for stalking young prey. Male college students should watch out for this cougar, she may be horny and looking for some love.
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