Sometimes a dude just wants to hang out with a girl... or wait, does he? This Northeastern craigslist post is so indecisive and vague I can't tell what the guy wants. It's bad enough he's listed probably all of his Facebook interests but then he lists his entire weekend schedule?! If a girl wants to hang out with you, then she wants to hang out with you, she doesn't want to try to fit into your ****ing pathetic agenda.

Ladies, if you need this guy, he might be going to a party. Or not. He might be playing soccer. Or not. Good luck.