As a freshman, I’m sure you’re carrying around a fake. Which is great, because the bars here are great. Just one thing-make sure you know the details on your fake. For instance, know when you’re supposedly born, know where you’re from, and know a little bit about your supposed home state. Basically, avoid what happened to an OTR tipster:

Bouncer: (Glancing at the fake) Oh, you’re from Michigan. What county?
Tipster: Oh, just from the state. Michigan doesn’t have any counties.