According to the Associate Press, former governor Jesse Ventura is currently in production of a conspiracy-theory pilot for TruTV, in which he will "hunt down answers, plunging viewers into a world of secret meetings, midnight surveillance, shifty characters and dark forces,". Wow, you hear that? Secret meetings! Dark forces! Shifty characters! Oh my! But, no pink boas? What a shame.

Jesse's promotion for his latest book, Don't Start The Revolution Without Me, reacquaints us with his firey opinions on government, and maybe this show will feature his signature brand of smackdown politiking. Will it be Ron Paul meets steroids?  X-Files meets XFL? Or just Ventura meets a paycheck? We'll have to see, I guess. I know I'd tune in if he still dressed like he does in the picture.