We’ve all heard the old joke about the dentist: "So then the doctor asked me to bend over so he could stick his finger in my ass…and that’s the worst dentist I’ve ever had." Ha ha.

Turns out we have a real life version of that dentist and she’s a product of our very own University of Maryland. It's hard to even start to to describe Dr. Denise Nadeau so here's an excerpt from the article to give you an idea:

“It was a dental practice run amok.

An office manager who sold sexual aids via office telephone.

A dentist who treated patients while wearing a belly-dancing costume.

A woman who said she thought her "face was going to explode" after having two teeth pulled and who later received emergency room treatment for an infection.

False prescriptions written for staff members or patients.

After-hours office parties with liquor, body shots and sex.

A dental assistant who described overall patient safety as 'terrifying.'”

It gets better. Apparently Nadeau routinely showed office staff pictures of herself naked holding a teddy bear. She invited employees to look at naked men on her computer and once filled a Vicodin prescription for a patient only to “borrow” all of the pills for headaches. Another crowd-pleaser? She once squirted a patient in the balls with a water gun and said “You must be excited to see me.”

But the best thing in this article is apparently the last straw that got Nadeau suspended.