Sex & the City: The College Edition

Sex & the City: The College Edition
Posting professional photos on Facebook really won't get you a modelling job, honey.Close, but no cigar.Hmmm....suspect.Even the makeup can't cut it.I don't even have to remark.

Yes, everyone thinks their group of "fabulous" and "fierce" friends are candidates for the next wave of Sex & the City. Even Miley Cyrus wants a piece, with the teen posting pictures of her and her prepubescent, training bra-clad friends in risque situations.

 

This is a sample of Miley getting her game face on for her

purportedly Y-7 version of Sex & the City

 

This is the dirty, disgusting, overshare, pop culture climate, and everyone's in love with it. All over Facebook and MySpace, college-aged females take group pictures at clubs, parties, and any other sleazy venue -- acting as their own stylists and camera men.

 

Here are some clear signs you are looking Sex & the City impersonators:

 

  • All the girls are in groups of 3 -6, and they are all wearing colorful dress purchased from Forever 21, H & M, or Strawberry's. The dresses are usually unsuitable knock-offs that don't even pass as the designer wear from the show.

 

  • They drink cosmopolitans and manhattans, but they can't hold down their liquor; thus the photos usually contain the "drunken sexy gaze."

 

  • The pictures are clearly "airbrushed" or "retouched" with some rudimentary Photoshop bootleg, like Picassa or the program that comes standard with the digital camera.

 

  • The faked "fierceness." Usually marked by the Zoolander-esque pout, eyes overdone with eyeliner, and a strangely angled face to supposedly give the illusion of cheekbones.

 

 

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