So today it's official: Spring Break is over. Classes start again today, and life goes back to normal. In light of that, here are some tips on how to re-adjust.

Forget about your dignity. It's gone.
You can't take that night back. It happened. And since you go to Maryland, not only do all your buddies know, so does the entire campus. So don't pretend that you don't remember and don't deny. It happened, just come to terms with it.

You can also forget about your tan.
Don't know if you've been outside yet, but it's really cold. Like freezing. I know Florida and California we're warm, but your back in the Northeast. Get your coat and gloves out.

Might be time to do some of that work you meant to do.
Every break we tell ourselves we're gonna get work done. There's plenty of time! The beach, the plane, downtime in the hotel. Yeah, I'll do all of my papers over break! Uhh, right. Might be time to actually get to that. Which leads us to our next one...

It's time to sober up.
Ah, who am I kidding? It's the first week back! Drink up.