Here's a product that takes the name of a common firearm and uses with quite literally. The "shot-gun" is exactly that, a gun loaded with one ounce of alcohol that you can shoot directly into your's or your friends' mouths (example shown above).

I've no idea how fast it actually launches the shot into your mouth, but I do know it's probably fast enough to get you in trouble. Do you have any idea what it's like to get vodka in your eye? Well I do, and it's exactly like it is in the Bourne Identity.

Something tells me that if not your eye, it will probably end up launching liquor everywhere BUT your mouth, and your $20 fifth of Captain's will be $10 on the floor, $5 on your shirt and $1.75 in your eye. But whatever, it's a SHOT-GUN. You have to at least try it right?

I've no idea how much this costs or where you can get one, but that totally just became my new mission for the day.