If you haven't heard of BU's Sargent Center for Outdoor Education, don't worry. No one who isn't in some nerd troupe or cultish club has ever been there either, which is too bad, since it's located in New Hampshire's terrifying serene Monadnock region.

Well, it turns out that other people were there long before BU arrived to class the joint up with student getaways and hastily disposed of roaches and cans of Natty Light. An archaeological dig turned up evidence of a Native American tribe that lived there between 1,000 and 6,000 years ago, that small window of time when the Indians ruled the land, before the white man got the chance to rape their women and give them all smallpox.

What does all of this mean? If wild conjecture and the Poltergeist movies are any indication, the Sargent Center may have been built on an ancient Indian burial ground. Stay away from BU, Carol Anne!