Top Five Things Guys Do That Girls Shouldn't
By umdblogger (Chief Contributor) Tags: beer bong, barefoot dorms skip shower, knox road, jungle juice, top five
10:47 PM
After a weekend full of partying (reviews to come), I realized that there are certain things guys do that girls should avoid. Some of these are obvious, some not so much.
So, in the spirit of top five lists, here's one man's list of things guys do that girls shouldn't:
1. Live on Knox Road
Sure, it's tempting to want to live on Knox. No R.A.'s, close proximity to the bars, parties all the time. And sure, all that's great but you know what isn't? Peeping Toms, stabbings, and muggings. All the time. Yeah, I'd stay away.
2. Drink jungle juice at a frat party
OK, so guys shouldn't be drinking junge juice either, but this one had to make the list. As OTR reported last semester, a certain frat may have a special bowl of jungle juice for girls that catch their eye. Might be smart to stay away.
3. Hit a beer bong
Listen, I've got no problem with a girl getting on her knees and putting 12 ounces of fluid in her mouth, but there's a time and a place. (OK, OK I know, but the set up was too easy). In all seriousness, ladies should feel free to drink, but hitting a beer bong is just so..manly. And not in a good way.
4. Skip a shower
Guys do this all the time. All the time. And girls should feel free to also, as long as they can get away with it.
5. Walk barefoot in the dorms
This is another one that nobody should do. Have you seen the floors in the dorms? Do you realize what's on those things? Unfortunately, guys will always continue to go barefoot. Girls though? Let's just say that next time you ask the boyfriend to rub your feet, it'd be nice if there was no fungus growing on them.
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