For the second time in two years a case of public masturbation has been reported on the University of Maryland's campus. First of all, gross. Second of all, any shady figures of College Park who happen to own a computer and read this website - keep it in your pants.

Case One, last year: "Man masturbates on Shuttle-UM bus."
Case Two, this week: "Student groped by masturbator" in McKeldin Library.