Apparently the Sex Fair is more about loving thyself than sharin' the love, because there was nary a free-paper-bag-filled-with-condoms-and-packets-of-lube to be found today. A table full of vibrators and dildos for sale? Yup. A poster of campus where you can put smiley face stickers on all the places you've masturbated? Yup. (Yes, Tisch had a smiley face sticker. I forgot to check if Gifford House did, though.) But no free condoms in sight.

C'mon, VOX, we Jumbos count on events like the Sex Fair for chances to get some condoms that are a little more exciting than those crappy Heath Services Lifestyles. Where's the (gloved) love?