Ok, classes are finally over and unless you're one of the unlucky people that have to take finals next week (exam on Friday at 6pm huh? sucks to be you!) you're probably headed home. But don't forget to check us out next week and throughout Christmas Winter break (****ing secular progressives!) as we update everything that's going on with Penn State. There might not be a Collegian for the next few weeks, but we'll pick up the slack ... ok, that's doubtful.

Anyway, with all the pressure of the end of the semester, it's hard to remember everything that happened over the course of the week. But we're here to help. Here's our weekly review of the most important stories of the week ... or at least what we chose to write about.

The Virginia Tech shooting victim "costume" story just would not go away, even after four days. That 24-hour news cycle sure is something huh?

In not as depressing news, The Onion covered an issue we were focusing on weeks ago. When you go back home, come back to school with pants fatty.

Ok, back to the bad news. We talk to Nathan Jones, and he proves that, yes, he is as much of an **** as you thought. We prefer "gay Hussein." Hey, he already had the beret.

Sorry, it continues. Nathan Jones appears on Fox & Friends. You know, to lighten up the morning.

PBS airs a documentary on The Daily Collegian. Why watch The Hills, when you can watch journalism majors!

Oregon State to play in Beaver Stadium next season. Your friend who makes the beaver/vagina jokes head explodes.

Here we go again. Nathan Jones appears on CNN. Lou Dobbs wonders what this has to do with illegal aliens.

The Student Book Store makes some of the funniest commercials. It almost makes it ok that you only get $5 for that $120 Chemistry book.

Penn State has a PR nightmare on their hands, so they plan to be 'spontaneous.' Hey, spontaneity is so overrated.

Murderer seen on campus ... or not. Students mistake Atherton Street for Atherton Hall. Also, mistake Natty Light for actual alcohol product.