I don't know what it is about Maryland, but there seems to be a ton of PDA going around lately. And it's not even spring yet. I know PDA will always be around, but there are some places that should just remain sacred.

In light of that, here's the official list of worst places to hook up on campus. Please stay away from these places. Please.

Note: All of these places have been sites for heavy PDA within the last few weeks. Yeah, I couldn't believe it either.

1. Gym 
Listen, if heavy sweating and bad B.O. turns you and your significant other on, more power to you. But the rest of us think that's weird. And if you didn't know, it's hard to lift weights when you're sucking face three feet away. Just saying.

2. Dining Hall
I'm eating! I don't need to see that! I know with all the food, it's probably tempting to get in the mood but think of the rest of us! Nobody wants to see that at lunch. Or dinner, for that matter. Or ever.

3. Library
If you're just going to hook up, why'd you even bother leaving the room? The rest of us have midterms and finals we need to study for. Oh, and that slurping you can't seem to help? Libraries are for quiet time.

4. Class
This was the most unbelievable one. According to rumors, couples have now started going at in the middle of lectures. Right out in the open. How is this OK? Why are teachers allowing this? These are questions I need answers to.