Is your dorm room disgusting?

If not, your dorm's bathroom definitely is.

Finally, a new fashion trend sweeping colleges nationwide will allow university ladies and gentlemen everywhere to stay clear of infectious dormitory germs and bacteria, while still looking HOT.

So, whether your dorm's bathroom is down the hall or conveniently located in your room, you can make your grand entrance to the toilet in style!

The above photo features a University of Miami student modeling the latest dormitory bathroom equipment.

We'll explain each article of clothing and accessory below:

Leopard Print Heels/Stilettos: These fashionable kicks will lengthen and slim your bod, while lifting you several inches off the germ-infested and contaminated floors. You'll be able to strut your stuff down the runway (or dorm hallway, rather) while protecting yourself from bacteria on the ground, and drunk boys who may have pee'd in the hallway last night! What could be better than that? (Will also protect against feces, barf and other bodily fluids)

Long Soccer Socks With Capri-length Pajama Pants Layered On Top Of Them: Soccer socks will provide fantastic moisture insulation for your skin, while locking in cleanliness for ultimate germ protection. The stylish Capri pants will have a wonderful slimming effect; showing off toned calf muscles!

Colorful Hoodie or Track Jacket: You've got to be athletic in the fight against dorm germs! This hoodie will give you the flexibility and agility you need, while feeling comfy, cool, and irresistibly glamorous!

Wide-Brimmed Sun Hat (a Cowboy Hat may be used as a substitute if necessary): The epitome of class and elegance! You'll feel like you're on an island vacation, while protecting your head and hair from flying germs, bacteria, shaving cream, marijuana smoke and other airborne dormitory materials! The perfect germ protection, without sacrificing an ounce of style!

Keep an eye out for these fashions at the University of Miami, NYU, University of Michigan, Columbia University, American University and more!