There’s a particularly delicious coffee shop on campus aptly titled “The Free Speech Movement Café” where large posters of Mario Savio loom over latte-sipping patrons. While I do recommend checking out the FSM for their barbecue chicken quesedillas and their fantastic people watching opportunities, I do not recommend it for, you know, whatever this dude was doing.

Mr. Ruckus (who was probably on LSD—notice the back thrusts) was causing a disturbance in the entrance of the café. I caught him just in time as UCPD officers were handcuffing him.

And the thing he keeps yelling? It’s either ankylophobia (fear of stiff joints), acluophobia (fear of darkness), or my personal guess, aeschylusphobia (fear of ancient Greek playwrights). It started getting creepy after he began having a little personal moment with the camera.

Dude’s apparently committed to a psychiatric hospital as for now. Words of advice, boys and girls: stay off the acid. Please.