Blonde Girl 1: "Oh my god, were you at that party on 18th on Friday?"

Blonde Girl 2: "Yea. I saw you there, remember?"

Blonde Girl 1: "Oh my god, no. I was so out of control drunk. I really need to remove Vodka from my friends list."       

Blonde Girl 2: "Oh my god, haha, me too. I should, like, invest in cranberry juice and vodka. You know, like stocks."

Blonde Girl 1: "Is that a stock company?"

Blonde Girl 2: "I don't know. We should research it sometime."

Wow. Simply, wow. There was a whole lot discussed after this, like Jake's non-matching undershirt and Tina's ugly shoes.