How could I forget these?

IFC - Intrafraternity Council. Usually headed by Pike or SAE or whoever wins Greek Week and raises the most money, it's the IFC's job to keep the beer out of frat houses, which to me has to be more futile than the guy whose job it is to shovel the sand out of the Sahara Desert.

WASP - White Anglo-Saxon Princess. Maybe the "P" stands for "Protestant" but I've never called a guy a WASP before. These girls are usually bleached blonde, run around in Ralph Lauren sweaters and white pleated skirts. They're generally pretty hot, or at least as hot as an obscene amount of money can make you, but ignoring the things that come out of their mouth will be your real test of endurance.

Maybe I am running out. We'll see.