I'm never going to run out of these.

DPS - Department of Public Safety. I think DPS is like halfway between mall security and real police, but I do know they have guns, and you will spend most of college running from them, lying to them or pleading with them in order to avoid getting slapped with an acronym number two.

MIP - Minor in Possession (of alcohol). You can get one if you're holding a drink, you can get one if your body is holding a drink, you can get one if you walk by someone holding a drink and you wish you had one. That's called a Minor in Imagined Possession (MIIP). But seriously, you really shouldn't get one of these, consult my handy tutorial if you aren't sure how.

BFE - Butt-F*cking Egypt. Also known as North Campus, which is a two hour flight or a four day camel ride to Central Campus.

Stay tuned for more, true believers.