It's OK, I'm sure he's not as lame in real life.
When I heard that someone famous named "Hayden" was in Ann Arbor to film scenes for a movie, I prayed out loud to God that their last name was "Panettiere." Unfortunately no, it's the other one. Disappointment, thy name is Christensen.
That's right, the Lord of the Sith himself was spotted at Ashley's this weekend and sources tell me he's in town to film flashback scenes for a movie where his character is from Ann Arbor. A quick check of IMDB will show that Christensen is slated to be in three upcoming movies: "Virgin Territory" with Mischa Barton, "Jumper" with Rachel Bilson and "Awake" with Jessica Alba.
No word yet on which of these movies he's here to shoot, but if it means that Mischa Barton, Rachel Bilson or Jessica Alba might be in town, I think we're obligated to craft a bronze statue of him and plant it on top of the M in the Diag until the end of time.














Comments
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumper_(film) Posted 10/14/2007 7:27 PMReply
i love long legs. Posted 10/16/2007 06:09 AMReply
which is his lazy eye?? i've seen too many close up pics of him and cannot find it.
why must you put him down??
what is wrong with him?? Posted 10/17/2007 4:52 PMReply