Oh Ann Arbor, it's so cute you think you're on the cutting edge of all things liberal. Now, trying to be like it's idol San Francisco, little AA is talking about putting up a trolley system in the next 5 to 7 years for public transportation. How precious. The city claims it can use federal money to fund the multi-million dollar project (because Lord knows Michigan ain't gonna sport us the cash) and it's meant to ease traffic all around the city.

So, I know we have like, a downtown and all that, but really, is our traffic problem that bad? Even in rush hour, the only roads that are turbo shitty are Main St. and State St. and that could be resolved by better timed lights and less dumbass people. And is Ann Arbor not getting enough use out of those bajillion dollar "eco-friendly" buses they just bought?

Above all else, can you really picture a goddamn trolley running down State Street? Well, at least one person the Michigan Daily talked to said yes. "I think it'd be pretty cool," said LSA freshman Kristen Lee. I love how the Daily just pulls the first person they see walking in front of their building to get a quote. Here let me try:

Roomate: "Wow that's ****ing stupid"
Roomate's Girlfriend: "Yeah, seriously."
Neighbor Across the Hall: *starts singing the "Monorail" song*

Look I'm an investigative journalist!

Note: To the dumbass who keeps saying we just comment on stuff in the Daily, let me remind you that the Daily is a fully financed student paper with hundreds of writers and sources all over the city, and we are two guys writing on laptops in our underwear. Gooo blogging!