Some guy is selling Lacoste polos on Facebook Marketplace at a quarter of retail value. Normally this would just be some old Theta Chi trying to clean out his wardrobe, but this guy has every size and color for both sexes and they're all in factory sealed bags. Hmmm.

Ann Arbor's black market would operate in Lacoste polos. This guy should just open a booth on State St, he'd make a killing. "Hey I got dem Ugg boots, ladies! Dem Ugg boots, straight from Australia. Buy two pair get some free spandex pants. Fellas, we're havin' a special on da plaid shorts, three pair and I'll throw in some wicked aviators!"