In your face ha-mace. That's correct, for the ninth straight time Michigan destroyed Penn State, ending yet another undefeated season for the Nittany Lions. The score was 14-9 with Penn State scoring exactly zero touchdowns. Ryan Mallet ran for the first Wolverine touchdown, while Mike Hart barreled his way through the defense for the second.

Speaking of Mike Hart, what happened to that Penn State rush defense I'd heard so much about? Well, I guess you did hold him to under 200 yards, seeing that he only had about 150, so congrats on that.

Although the Wolverines' national championship dreams have been dashed already, this win over the Nittany Lions has gotten everyone jacked about a potential Rose Bowl appearance. Penn State was one of the bigger threats in the Big Ten, and as long as we don't screw up anything from here on out, we should have a smooth path until Wisconsin, and then of course our Lex Luthor, Ohio State, who has thwarted us every year I've attended this school.

But until then, it's nice to uphold tradition, at least this one. See you next year for ten in a row when Sam McGuffie puts 250 yards on the board.