Another Reason to Hate Michigan Greeks

Posted by AHor 03/31/2008 10:06 PM

Update: Photo has been removed by request, everyone's probably seen it by now though...

Here's a profile picture of a Chi Phi from facebook. I'd like to make a motion to remove Chi Phi from the Top Ten of The List.

The rights to shirtless photos (let alone naked) remain only for incoming freshman who think its cool before they realize people think they're gay (not homosexual though, for those who are ridiculously concerned about my political correctness). As mentioned earlier today, there's a sense of entitlement that comes with being involved in Greek Life. Having a senior with a naked friend in this photo pretty much sums that up.

However, this could be the case of a guy who figures he's only got a month left of school and finally overcomes the pressure of having a clothed photo. All I know is JQ wouldn't take off his armored plates for a facebook photo. We know he's jacked underneath, but he's not that desperate.

Let this be a note to all that if you friend me on facebook I will not hesitate to use your information against you. Cheers.

Comments

Anonymous says,

oh my goddddd Posted 03/31/2008 10:26 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I must ask, do you have anything better to do than creep around guys' facebooks? Who cares if he put that up? You gossip more than an adolescent school girl. Posted 03/31/2008 10:56 PMReply

Anonymous says,

it's so ironic to me that captain douchebag likes to spend a significant amount of time calling out other douchebags.
"You gossip more than an adolescent school girl."
lulz Posted 03/31/2008 11:05 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I'm a CU girl....threesome? Posted 04/01/2008 02:03 AMReply

Anonymous says,

I found a somebody on facebook who's photo is him with his thumb in a donkey's ass. He writes a blog too. I came to the conclusion that all bloggers = donkey-ass thumb-****ers. Posted 04/01/2008 05:38 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Most unnecessary attempt at comedy, ever. Posted 04/01/2008 06:08 AMReply

Anonymous says,

theres more to life than blogging...why dont you try actually doing something worthwhile...you're such a joke when you stalk other people like this Posted 04/01/2008 06:44 AMReply

Anonymous says,

this has got to be an all time low. Posted 04/01/2008 07:40 AMReply

Anonymous says,

it's AHor...his blogs are terrible anyway. The kid on the left is in chi phi and works at skeeps. The other kid also works at skeeps, but i don't think he's in a house. I did see him at mudbowl, however, so I don't know. Posted 04/01/2008 07:48 AMReply

Anonymous says,

I support Ahor. I mean come on, there are certain things u put on facebook that scream "I'm a homo, please tell everyone" and this is one of those Posted 04/01/2008 07:51 AMReply

Anonymous says,

I support AHor too and his blogs Posted 04/01/2008 07:57 AMReply

Anonymous says,

^^^ Ahor posting anonymously Posted 04/01/2008 08:01 AMReply

Anonymous says,

remove either them or sigep from the list, we can have only one gay chapter in the top 10! Posted 04/01/2008 08:49 AMReply

Anonymous says,

...says the kid from Pike Posted 04/01/2008 08:51 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Both of those guys are Sig Ep's for sure. Everyone in that whole house is gay. Posted 04/01/2008 10:27 AMReply

Anonymous says,

A. You can call me gay all you want (guy on left), I'm pretty sure I pull more ass in one week than Ahor can in a year.
2. That was the day we ate Natalee Holloway for lunch and I blacked out at noon.
C. I am in Chi Phi...I should be in SAE.
D. Me and the other guy in the picture are the craziest people you will ever meet. Please refer to the Airport "incident".
6. I made College OTR.... not as a blogger. Almost as good as the stacks are going to be next week. Posted 04/01/2008 10:50 AMReply

Anonymous says,

i think this should be the new skeeps uniform Posted 04/01/2008 11:00 AMReply

Anonymous says,

The one on the left is the receiver for sure and the one on the right is nicknamed "Cock" and he makes the other pussy NAIR his entire body so that he's as slippery as a seal when they knock boots. Unfortunately i work with both, they get blacked out beforehand so neither remember the homo-erotic details and can deny it happening Posted 04/01/2008 11:01 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Haber (not his real name) don't be jealous. I'm not really cheating on you. Posted 04/01/2008 11:03 AMReply

Anonymous says,

AHor will pay for the evil that he let loose. Ever see a n Indiana Jones film, remember when they open the chest, yeah that just happened here. Get ready for some hurting bombs AHor. Posted 04/01/2008 11:06 AMReply

Anonymous says,

the one on the right is a hottie. the other one... not so much Posted 04/01/2008 11:13 AMReply

Anonymous says,

http://indexed.blogspot.com/2008/03/poor-things.html Posted 04/01/2008 11:17 AMReply

Anonymous says,

http://indexed.blogspot.com/2008/04/people-cheer.html Posted 04/01/2008 11:18 AMReply

IceMan says,

I hear Tuesday nights are off the hook at Skeeps. And they will both be working there tonight. Coincidence I think not. Posted 04/01/2008 11:18 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Giggidy Gooo! I'm back bros Posted 04/01/2008 11:19 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Yeah everyone come see those **** buddies tonight. They'll ream each other in the ass on the bar. Bring your lube and give a helping hand Posted 04/01/2008 11:21 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Guy on Left = New Gordy Posted 04/01/2008 11:25 AMReply

IceMan says,

This is getting out of hand rather quickly. But AHor really giggidied up that whole facebook stalking thing. Posted 04/01/2008 11:26 AMReply

Anonymous says,

guy on left = desperate and hides his insecurities with an image of over coinfidence to the point of absurd cockiness and self-absorbedness. I would know. And you're not in SAE so stop pretending. Posted 04/01/2008 11:37 AMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous: says the girl he wouldn't take to formal. Posted 04/01/2008 11:40 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Ohh my nipples MG Posted 04/01/2008 11:43 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Rise to arms my brothas and sistas, against this tyranny. The evils of one AHor must be stopped now. Just as we fought for our freedoms, these gay men fight for their freedom to love each other, to shower together and to put "just the tip" in together. Posted 04/01/2008 12:19 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Delicious sausages for all... Posted 04/01/2008 12:21 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Do the words "I will ruin your social life forever" mean anything to you 4 posts up? As a freshman you should know that the bar scene may be illegal to you. Furthermore, don't take out your frustration on me for being cheap and buying a terrible fake ID. I know you needed the extra money for cover-up and the such. Please feel free to take your herpes infected vagina away from Maynard street for the duration of your college career. That is all. And next time I tell you to open your mouth and close your eyes... I bet you will close your eyes tighter. Posted 04/01/2008 12:24 PMReply

Anonymous says,

who threatens to ruin people's social lives??? what a loser. get a life homo. Posted 04/01/2008 12:37 PMReply

Anonymous says,

more importantly what self respecting girl would apologize to a guy who says that.... I know of two. Posted 04/01/2008 12:44 PMReply

Anonymous says,

do you think they shaved each other that night? perhaps even removed each others unwanted smegma?? Posted 04/01/2008 1:24 PMReply

Anonymous says,

ewww that guy on the left totally doesn't get ass, maybe from some fat axo? thats about it. he has a nice beer belly. what was he thinking posting that as his facebook default? Posted 04/01/2008 1:34 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i think the guy on the left is enjoying all this attention. he needs to be laid. a lot. Posted 04/01/2008 2:31 PMReply

Anonymous says,

the guy on the left has an inny not an outty and i'm not talking about his belly button Posted 04/01/2008 2:50 PMReply

Anonymous says,

ewwwww, fat, ugly, sick, love-handles, man boobs, saggy tits, skin disease, chest-ny, STD's... Posted 04/01/2008 2:55 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous: more like skanky green beans... Posted 04/01/2008 3:01 PMReply

Anonymous says,

oh my god, the guy on the left always asks me for my number whenever i go to skeeps. creeper. Posted 04/01/2008 3:37 PMReply

Anonymous says,

this would be this worst porno ever, i would vomit in sheer rage if i was forced to watch this beer belly fest Posted 04/01/2008 3:37 PMReply

Anonymous says,

both guys are nausiating.. especially the guy on the left with the receding hairline and the fat gut Posted 04/01/2008 3:43 PMReply

Anonymous says,

these guys would have the ugliest sex ever, it would be small cocks and mushy asses galore HAHAHAHAHAHA, mushy butts and cottage cheese thighs Posted 04/01/2008 3:49 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Thanks guys. We'll see how much you make tonight when I let 20 people into the bar. Silent Ben will be included in that 20. And seriously, hahahahahaa... I love the attention. I'm actually touching my inny while reading this every 2 hours. Now let the games begin... Posted 04/01/2008 3:51 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i love it Posted 04/01/2008 4:16 PMReply

Anonymous says,

"i love the attention" maybe that dude in chi phi and ahor are the same person? Posted 04/01/2008 4:34 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous: I LOVE this post, mostly because it is true! Posted 04/01/2008 4:51 PMReply

Anonymous says,

This is not the "Cool Kids Table" person on left Posted 04/01/2008 4:53 PMReply

Anonymous says,

*gasp* there might actually be gay guys in fraternities? Posted 04/01/2008 4:56 PMReply

Anonymous says,

clearly anybody that thinks they know these guys and also thinks this picture is gross, gay, typical of the evils of fraternity life, etc clearly doesn't actually know either of them. this is just typical of the ridiculousness that goes on amongst skeeps employees. and for the record, Haber still owes me $80 Posted 04/01/2008 4:57 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Hey papaerboy Posted 04/01/2008 5:03 PMReply

Anonymous says,

agreed...anyone who was ever a skeeps employee knows that getting naked is something that we all have done at some point or another. streaking through the diag anyone? oh wait, been there...done that.... Posted 04/01/2008 5:04 PMReply

Anonymous says,

ahor finally got people to read and respond to his amazingly boring posts....
CONGRATS!
But, unfortunately, this isn't really much of a story either. Just a funny spring break picture without much "gayness." Posted 04/01/2008 5:09 PMReply

Anonymous says,

if you only let 20 people in, then how else are you going to solicit 18 year olds for sex? it looks to me like the guy on the left is getting a little pissed off. loser. Posted 04/01/2008 5:58 PMReply

Anonymous says,

only if evan were on spring break... could have been a hot 3 some Posted 04/01/2008 6:37 PMReply

Anonymous says,

evan is a good man Posted 04/01/2008 7:30 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I have read your post several times, and each time fail to understand what you are saying or trying to prove. Leave the insulting of the Greek community to JQ, for while his stories are cheeky and fun, your stories are cruel and horrendous. Posted 04/01/2008 7:32 PMReply

Anonymous says,

whose evan?? Posted 04/01/2008 10:42 PMReply

Anonymous says,

AHor sucks. Hey, AHor, you suck. Posted 04/01/2008 11:11 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Evan is a puny short guy with a Napoleon complex, he also yells at and beats girls Posted 04/02/2008 01:21 AMReply

Anonymous says,

I would not call Evan puny by any means. The rest may be true though. ha Posted 04/02/2008 03:00 AMReply

Anonymous says,

What up ****ers Posted 04/02/2008 09:46 AMReply

Anonymous says,

First of all yo this is just ridiculously gay with that being said you mite as well not be in Chi Phi but thats beyond the point. Ahor or w.e the name is, cmon dude really? geta life man know one gives a shit..
-Ryan Zimmerman Posted 04/02/2008 10:04 AMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous:

Skeeps isn't that big of a deal. Get over yourself. You would be nothing without greeks so unless you want to be without a job, I'd do less trash talking and more ass talking.

In other words, you should bend over bitch. Posted 04/02/2008 10:19 AMReply

Anonymous says,

hahaaaa wow, this is ridiculously funny!

oh how i love my skeeps boys ;)
they are everything BUT gay. Posted 04/02/2008 12:11 PMReply

Anonymous says,

(the guy on the left: is not a person, it's a lifestyle.) Posted 04/02/2008 12:17 PMReply

Anonymous says,

The guy on the left is probably Travis Radina.
That liberal fraud... Posted 04/02/2008 1:27 PMReply

Anonymous says,

The guy on the left is probably Travis Radina.
That liberal fraud... Posted 04/02/2008 1:28 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i don't understand why this is a reason to hate greeks? please explain. Posted 04/02/2008 1:44 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Skeeps is actually a coed fraternity for poor people who have to work in college. Posted 04/02/2008 2:04 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I like that everyone complains about AHor posting this and while ignoring the people who have nothing better to do than leave nasty comments... grow up. Posted 04/02/2008 4:51 PMReply

Anonymous says,

ahor is greek Posted 04/02/2008 5:26 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous: Evan isn't poor Posted 04/02/2008 6:23 PMReply

Anonymous says,

GDI bashin' time Posted 04/02/2008 8:37 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Really, you deleted it again? Grow a pair, Adam. I have no problem with a GDI bashing the Greek system here (frankly, it probably deserves some of what it gets)...

But seriously, an AEPi bashing the Greek system? That just seems inconsistent and hypocritical to me. Posted 04/02/2008 9:07 PMReply

AHor says,

Dude, don't talk about integrity and then post addresses and phone numbers, that's just straight ****ed up. Yes, my name is Adam Horwitz, it's been out there since we won the blog award, it's not a big deal. I have said in previous posts that I am in the greek system, and if you notice my pictures/videos come from the AEPi house. Nice detective work. And what's wrong with a greek bashing the system? I love my house, it's got nothing to do with the system. I hate douchebags who think they're special just because they are in the system. How is that any different from a Christian making priest jokes, a Jew making cheapness jokes, or a Michigan student making fun of its own administration? Just because you're part of a large system doesn't mean you adopt everything they stand for. Do you stand for everything America does? Ok then, get your panties out of its bunch and ****ing get over it. Posted 04/02/2008 9:16 PMReply

Anonymous says,

nice AHor Posted 04/02/2008 9:23 PMReply

Anonymous says,

First off, you are right. You should be allowed to bash the Greek system; this is an open forum, and it's anyone's right. My mistake.

But I really can't understand how you can villify me for posting your address and phone number when you post the half-naked picture of some poor dude taking a shower. What does this photo have "anything to do with the system" either? Posted 04/02/2008 9:27 PMReply

AHor says,

Some poor dude taking a shower made that his profile picture and was friends with not Adam Horwitz, but AHor OTR. I knew he read the site and from what I understand he enjoys the attention. I blacked out his eyes so only the people who know him would know it's him (they could see it on his facebook anyway). I would have taken it down the second I thought he was unhappy about it. This post is simply talking about the greek sense of entitlement and how a frat guy would be much more inclined to make this a default picture. People seem to get carried away a bit. And you "villified" yourself. Posted 04/02/2008 9:35 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Regardless of what your intentions were or how this dude may have reacted to the picture, using the title "another reason to hate the greek system" essentializes thousands of kids into one douchebag stereotype. You and JQ have a lot of influence- possibly more than you realize. I'm in one of "top houses" on The List, but I didn't even know about this site until my friend, an incoming freshman planning to rush, showed it to me. Does that mean anything to you?

I have no problem with a greek bashing the greek system, so long as it stays remotely honest to the truth. Think about how this website affects "bottom-tier" houses like Chi Phi or SigEp. Don't make up kid's minds for them before they have a chance to do it themselves... that's what rush is for. Posted 04/02/2008 9:52 PMReply

AHor says,

First off, I understand where you're coming from, but the stereotypes are going to be there regardless of whether JQ or I decide to poke fun at them. Was I instigating a bit with this post? Sure, but recognize that's sort of what I do as a blogger and what gets attention. It's pretty hard to find shit to write about everyday for a demanding (and vocal) OTR audience, so when a picture like this falls in your lap, you kinda have to run with it.

Just don't blame me or JQ for what anonymous people put up on this site. The Greek stuff is going to leak into articles regardless of what we write about (just got an anti-pike one in the Charles Woodson post).

This one was poking at a guy in Chi Phi who claims he should be an SAE. If you read JQ's post about Sip Ep its actually very positive. Only picking on the top frats and not on the bottom ones would be discrimination. If a kid relies on this site as his source rather than visiting the actual houses then you probably don't want him anyway. Posted 04/02/2008 10:17 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Damn AHor, you're killing all of these tools on this site with logic and well-reasoned replies. Keep up the good work. Posted 04/02/2008 10:27 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I disagree. There is no way that you can deny that you two haven't created or grossly exaggerated the reputations of houses. This is how you get your readers, and seems to me that you are very comfortable with this fact.

I understand that there is no way not to incorporate your personal biases. Even responsible journalists/bloggers can't avoid this. But to actively do so is a different matter. There is a huge difference between "poking fun" at stereotypes and constantly perpetuating them.

I can't deny that some of the shit you guys write is funny. But what you two (and you especially, as a member of AEPi ) are doing has a very negative effect on the Greek system. I may hate the system as much as you, but I'm fully aware of the fact that my house wouldn't exist without it. Frankly, I'm surprised that your brothers haven't confronted you about this. But hey, who cares right? You must feel pretty ****ing important everytime you check your articles to see how many hits they've gotten. Posted 04/02/2008 10:55 PMReply

Anonymous says,

ohhh snaapp, AHor is exposed Posted 04/02/2008 11:16 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i am beginning to think that people forget that people don't just join greek system to become a icon on campus. most people would simply join to have a group of friends outside of the annoying ones they lived with in their dorm freshman year or to try and move on from their high school friends. if people may notice stereotypes of houses but if they truly join the right house they will feel more proud and curious about the stereotypes than offended. most houses know their stereotypes and no matter what each sorority on campus filled their pledge classes this year (alpha grabba donuts and all) so does the stereotype that AHor and JQ present really matter? if you fit in with the people in your house you will protect your best friends rather than care if you are the barbie of campus or the jan brady. Posted 04/02/2008 11:37 PMReply

Anonymous says,

(from guy on left): The fact that you connect this picture with Chi Phi at all is kinda funny. First, nobody in Chi Phi even went on spring break to poco this year and I bitched the house out a lot for being sub par socialites. Second, The last group of people that rushed me and were like me graduated or will be graduating this year. Unfortunately, I do not enjoy the way our house is going: BYOA (terrible idea), as well as other inadequacies in the social department. Have a ****ing Formal. Go to Canada with some girls. Pregame with someone other than ADPI for chirst sake. And the fact that I was naked in a picture with another dude has no bearing on my greekness. I'm just crazy. Posted 04/03/2008 06:55 AMReply

Anonymous says,

^^^^ who cares?? You are a graduating senior, and honestly, they're just letters. You have your group of close friends, so who cares what the younger guys are like?? Just become the disaffiliated senior and start paying attention to things that actually matter in real life. Posted 04/03/2008 07:27 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Frat life is real life. Posted 04/03/2008 08:37 AMReply

Anonymous says,

he's a senior... but not graduating this spring... I think going to start calling him "guy on the left" whenever i see/talk to him because his real full name is just too generic. Posted 04/03/2008 08:46 AMReply

Anonymous says,

What's up with your house not pulling their weight in GW AHor? Posted 04/03/2008 09:54 AMReply

Anonymous says,

The guy on the left is not a person he's a lifestyle Posted 04/03/2008 09:58 AMReply

Anonymous says,

I hear the guy on the right skinny dipped at some villa in Acapulco over break. And then jumped off some scaffolding at copa. He is crazier than the guy on the left. Posted 04/03/2008 10:03 AMReply

Anonymous says,

^^^I am the guy taking the photo and, yes, he is crazier than guy on left. Posted 04/03/2008 5:58 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i ****ed the guy on the right....huge penis Posted 04/03/2008 8:06 PMReply

Anonymous says,

haha, the comment above is obviously the guy on the right. and your dick is small. Posted 04/03/2008 10:19 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i enjoy peanut butter and ham sandwiches, i also enjoy lathering up badgers and then throwing them at local children hospitals. I dislike the smell of fear but i become very aroused when I smell burning toast. These posts make my penis jump for joy....WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT Posted 04/04/2008 02:29 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Oh Maximus Prime I see right through your semi-arousing comments. You're a Dirty Girl. You're a Dirty Girl. When do I get to meet your sister? When we go to Boston, or when she comes here? This has def become a Scorekeepers employee posting thread. Posted 04/04/2008 09:33 AMReply

Anonymous says,

i will sum up these guys for all of you.....the guy on the left jerks off with his right hand, has a killer body but is a little insecure about his left quad, he enjoys salsa dancing, bike riding (in the spring), and his favorite song is ABBA's "Dancing Queen".......the guy on the left is a switch hitter, ****s girls without condoms not because it feels better but because he's hoping to spawn an illegitimate child in every city, eats glass because it tastes "different", enjoys cow tipping (male cows only), and is willing to pierce his tongue for 150 dollars...... Posted 04/04/2008 6:45 PMReply

Anonymous says,

second description is about the guy on the "right"......pardon my error Posted 04/04/2008 6:58 PMReply

Anonymous says,

AHor is a racist Posted 04/05/2008 2:33 PMReply

Anonymous says,

AHor, as a greek member yourself I'm going to ask you to put yourself in my shoes for a second. I hope I get my point across, but I'm not a writer by any means. It's clear that you have moral sensitvity even though you pare it down for your journalism here, which is completely understandable. I just had to write this so that you can see from another viewpoint, which as a journalist, I hope you take the time to do real quick.

As a younger member of Chi Phi, and one that really gives a shit about the future of the house, an article like this take my motivation and determination and just buries it into the ground. Chi Phi is an interesting house, it's a group of much more laid back, random guys... not cookie cutter or stereotyped people. That's really why I think it took JQ so long to write about us, because it's hard to write about Chi Phi in a stereotyped and satiracle manner until something like this happens. That and/or because he doesn't care very much about Chi Phi and didn't feel writing about us was necessary... That's understandable to us too.

But here we have an older member of Chi Phi... one barely any of us younger guys see (naturally) and someone coming from a very different era of Chi Phi and what the people in the house want to see the house like in the future. Here he is... making a stupid ****ing decision and now the younger guys that had hopes for the "wave" JQ was so accurately talking about can't even fight a fair fight.

You guys have all of the influence in the world, becuase you guys write very well known, entertaining and straight up reviews of houses. But for this one you didn't poke fun at a stereotype or joke about the way we act as a group... you picked one incident which most of us wish we could disown, and you created a sterotype, which is a lot more powerful than you think.

When I.... as one of the guys in the house that actually gives a **** (and you know the kind of guy I am talking about) try and get other kids that are respectable and will push to make Chi Phi better next fall... guess what's going to happen? Of course they will see this and of course it will influence them. This article could really change the house... maybe just one kid difference, but imagine your pledge class with one person gone.

As a greek, and from a long-withstanding house like AEPi, you should know the seperation in mentality among every two or so graduating classes. As a greek I could never label a house... and a group of people so unrelated to an event like this. Imagine JQ writing about your house because of something retarded one of your seniors or alums did. Think about trying to rush that next year, as someone completely unrelated to the kid in the picture... and having to deal with the remnance of it.

I understand where you are coming from, but the people you label here are just as pissed off and appaled at the pictures as you. It's one thing to label a person by their letters, it's another to label letters upon one person.

Post these pictures everywhere you want... honestly even though he's a brother, if my brother by BLOOD had put that as his profile picture and basically SENT it into a gossip magazine, I'd tell him he's a ****ing moron. Wouldn't we all? But, think about your last name being put to shame because of it...

I ask you, because I hope you can relate, that you please take the Chi Phi name off of this photo. I understand you probably won't because you have no reson to back down from what you wrote... but I had to at least say something for a group of guys that are somewhat speechless.

One of many respectable Chi Phi s Posted 04/05/2008 4:48 PMReply

Anonymous says,

the terms "respectable" and "chi phi" are mutually exclusive Posted 04/05/2008 5:04 PMReply

Anonymous says,

if both of these guys partied more with your frat you would be higher on this "list" loser Posted 04/05/2008 9:24 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Ladies and gentlemen....penis....that is all Posted 04/06/2008 1:20 PMReply

Anonymous says,

vagina and labiassssss Posted 04/06/2008 1:28 PMReply

Anonymous says,

This is the kinda bitch ass shit I have to deal with on a daily basis. Make ****ing waves.....

"and now the younger guys that had hopes for the "wave" JQ was so accurately talking about can't even fight a fair fight."

Not only did I make the 2004 tsunami look like the kiddie pool at Michigan's Adventure with this picture. But, this got Chi Phi's name on the ****ing website. By putting it in the middle as JQ has, he has created an atmosphere for rushees to feel they can matter in a house's rep. It's not beta. It's not Pike (thank god). It's not figi.... the list could go on. Chi Phi is a house that redefines itself every generation. I love that aspect of my house. That is what Chi Phi is all about. Unfortunately, that sucks for the social life at the house but only in consistency. We always have kick ass parties, it's just that the girls vary from time to time.
When I get asked at work if I'm Greek and I say I'm a Chi Phi and the follow up is "where is that" I hate it. You younger guys have to learn that building a house that you don't live in is cool... only if you're a ****ing Contractor. Jump in that shit. Make waves. You're only here once. Grow some balls and do something crazy. Jump through a window. Eat glass. shower with a dude naked take pictures and post them on the web. Everyone knows I'm not gay. THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY.

I mean I'm clearly not the best brother in the house but honestly, It's the last game of the season Brett can't hold anything back now.

Me and JQ created the slate now use it.... Posted 04/06/2008 3:39 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Chi Phi brah, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this site is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Posted 04/06/2008 6:10 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Second that Posted 04/06/2008 7:55 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Chi Phi brah just cares to much. It's one post of one gay brother deal with it and quit your bitching. Posted 04/06/2008 11:04 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Ahor is the reason why the Nazis hated Jews. Posted 04/07/2008 12:53 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Ahor is homophobic. Posted 04/07/2008 4:49 PMReply

Anonymous says,

for the record, this kid is absolutely the worst representation of chi phi.. ever. Posted 04/07/2008 4:57 PMReply

Anonymous says,

to guy on left: ive known you for a while and you are not representative of how chi phi is now--which is a good thing. get over yourself, chi phi is more well known/liked now than it was two or three years ago. everyone knows youre self obsessed and an ass. youre rude and conceited. you are a tool. youre ridiculously shady and anyone ever in chi phi or closely associated knows this. Posted 04/07/2008 5:38 PMReply

Anonymous says,

AHOR DOESN'T LIKE GAY GUYS. I HAVE GAY FRIENDS. I DON'T LIKE AHOR. Posted 04/08/2008 06:22 AMReply

Anonymous says,

to the guy on the left: i havnt known you for a while but ive known you long enough to say that your taste in women and taste for the good life is good enough to earn my friendship....don't get upset when people knock you down for being conceited and obsessed with yourself. YOU ARE BETTER than at least one or two of them. Posted 04/08/2008 09:07 AMReply

Anonymous says,

the guy on the left will do 4 lines of coke and then will mass text 500 freshmen. the guy on the right will eat glass and then take your girlfriend home and lick her ass for hours....welcome to scorekeepers Posted 04/08/2008 1:35 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Rumor has it the guy on the left choked out the guy on the right in an epic scorekeepers battle to the death after close on Tuesday. After they both injected HGH in each other's asses. Posted 04/09/2008 01:48 AMReply

Anonymous says,

haha that guy got fired from skeeps and now works at charlies Posted 04/29/2008 2:12 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Sounds like he upgraded. Skeeps is a hole in the wall. At least Charley's doesn't smell like rank jewish vagina. And rumor has it he quit after one of the other Managers made a sexual pass at him. (he's short and very jewish) Posted 05/01/2008 12:16 PMReply

Anonymous says,

The guy on the left is Matt, and yes he is a ****. Who let this cream puff into our school ? It was prob the other way around of why he got fired. Posted 05/16/2008 08:44 AMReply

Anonymous says,

I've seen "Matt" go home with girls on a number of occasions. He could be gay but not likely. The short Jewish kid that got him fired was touched as a child (true story). And now he is taking out is repressed homoerotic urges on him. Sorry dude, "Matt" is probably one of the nicest kids you will ever meet. And he has more friends. Posted 05/19/2008 1:28 PMReply