Today's Michigan Daily found it necessary, for some reason, to discuss sexual relationships between students and teachers. They stated the known facts: the university doesn’t explicitly say that the relationship is forbidden, but they don’t condone it based on conflict of interest.

But they give some terrible advice: "Wait three months until you aren’t the professor’s student anymore." Bullshit! Why would you wait three months if Elizabeth Hurley is on your lap after class, ready to sweep the papers off her desk and ride you then and there? It’s not your responsibility as a student to have to wait until the semester is over, it’s the professor’s!

Women should be able to have clear minded sex with professors too. It’s the professor’s job and reputation at stake, not yours. If the girls in your sorority question the A you got in organic chemistry, just tell them “Office Hours."