University of Michigan OTR: Bid Day: After the Smoke Clears

Bid Day: After the Smoke Clears

Posted by Johnny Quest 10/09/2007 8:54 PM
Category: Partying Tags: controversy, greek life, bid day

The winner, and stillll champion....

So I've now had adequate time to sift through most of the new '07 pledge classes. I'm not re-doing The List, but I'll rank the top five sororities, although each requires further explanation.

1. Alpha Phi - What can I say? Great execution. All kinds of hair colors abound as usual in a class at least 50% hotter on average than any another U of M girl. Glad to see they're not letting their newfound throne make them sloppy.

2. Tri-Delt - Ah, here comes the controversy. The new Tri-Delt class has some insanely cute girls. That being said, they also have a few that can best be described as extra-terrestrial. I've heard the saying "One pledge can ruin a house," but I don't subscribe to that theory. Tri-Delt is treading dangerous waters, but I'm calling them safe for now.

3. Kappa - When did Kappa become like 150% Jewish? I mean seriously, it's like the Chabad House over there now. But they're still pretty hot so it's OK, even though it's a sea of solid brunettes. Also, I'm pleased to report that Scarlett Johansson girl adequately fulfilled her destiny (and my prediction) by joining.

4. Sigma Kappa - Yeah as you can see, the order of the original list isn't magically transforming to any degree. A few cute ones here and there, the hot ones less hot than the hottest Tri-Delts, but the hit ones less hit than the most hit Tri-Delts. So that makes them about average. Would've been nice to see a real surge though.

~~5. Theta~~ - **** Theta and their impossible to find '07 pledge class facebook group. So instead we'll sub in:

5. AXO - I heard rumors of greatness, but overall just meh. Very, very average. I've always been rooting for AXO in the face of the massive criticism I hear, but they need to recruit a few more hot girls to distract people from the inane things that come out of their mouths.

Overall, a fairly poor showing for the year, and as I've heard, most would agree with me. If I've neglected some other secret smokin' hot pledge class, please let me know. But I'm not holding my breath to hear that DPhiE has all of a sudden become the Garden of Eden.

+ 67 comments

Anonymous says,

http://umichigan.facebook.com/group.php?gid=7041231799 Posted 10/09/2007 9:09 PMReply

Anonymous says,

you're usually spot on, but here i disagree with you. alpha phi definetly number one but tri-delt sucks this year compared to others and axo and sigma kappa are starting to be equal with adpi and dg. Posted 10/09/2007 10:49 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i totally agree, alpha phi number one by a long shot. Tri Delt has definetly gone down hill and I am not sure they hold the number 2 spot. way to go Alpha Phi's.... looking good! Posted 10/10/2007 06:36 AMReply

Anonymous says,

this is the stupidest shit i've ever seen in my life, why would you want to tell these stuck-up sorority hookers that they're the "hottest," when they already walk around with their heads 10 miles up their own asses. the fact is outside of ann arbor most of these girls are average at best. living with a few hotties doesn't make you cool or more attractive. Posted 10/10/2007 12:04 PMReply

Anonymous says,

dg's new pledge class is ten times hotter than skrappas

and kappas been jewish for a while now buddy Posted 10/10/2007 12:15 PMReply

Anonymous says,

right on johnny. Posted 10/10/2007 1:17 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Correction: We actually don't walk around with our heads 10 miles up our asses. We are not hookers. We are more than average at best outside of Ann Arbor.

Who didn't let you in their house? Posted 10/10/2007 1:25 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Sigma Kappa's 2007 pledge class is bomb, and DG's pledge class is nowhere near them in looks or fun...so dream on Posted 10/10/2007 1:46 PMReply

Anonymous says,

its basically common knowledge that girls who didnt get their top picks went straight to sigma kappa and adpi Posted 10/10/2007 3:12 PMReply

Anonymous says,

adpi is sooooo not on EKs level Posted 10/10/2007 4:44 PMReply

Anonymous says,

adpi is sooooo not on EKs level Posted 10/10/2007 4:44 PMReply

Anonymous says,

...last time i heard, alpha phi is on social probation for dirty rushing and shoving their ugly sisters into the kitchen so the pledges wouldnt see them. and you call them nice? Posted 10/10/2007 5:38 PMReply

Anonymous says,

haha...social probation? that's why we had 3 mixers last week... Posted 10/10/2007 6:13 PMReply

Anonymous says,

1) ADPi does not even come close to Sigma Kappa
2) Every ****ing sorority at this school (and let's be honest, in the US) makes their hottest girls rush the most and puts the uglies on kitchen duty. Posted 10/10/2007 6:18 PMReply

Anonymous says,

alpha phi is number one by a long shot (and by the way, none of the sororities on that list need to dirty rush...), but i definitely think kappa should've beaten tri delt. Posted 10/10/2007 6:20 PMReply

Anonymous says,

kappa beats tri delt
axo and dg beat EK Posted 10/10/2007 8:09 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Dirty rushing is only done by the sororities that cannot get girls on their own merit like alpha phi can.. so stop, you sound extremely jealous Posted 10/10/2007 8:23 PMReply

Anonymous says,

alpha phi dirty rushed hard core and everyone knows it

they had girls over to their senior houses. Posted 10/10/2007 8:29 PMReply

Anonymous says,

if ur not cheating, ur not trying!! Posted 10/10/2007 8:56 PMReply

Anonymous says,

yes, you're right, we had girls over our senior houses...you can't be serious... its just rush, its just sororities, relax a little. nobody in any house should care enough to break rules established to promote greek unity. We recruit girls fairly, during rush who we find a best fit for our house. Yes, it's flattering that this random blogger finds our pledge class attractive, but it by no means constitutes the grounds to promote silly rumors or instigate animosity. Posted 10/10/2007 9:03 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Phis are just afraid they'll lose girls to DG, AXO, or EK if they don't hide the dogs in the kitchen or keep up the dirty rush. Who DOESN'T know that? Interesting though, that even after all that "cheating" they can still justify sticking their noses so far up in the air like they have something to brag about. Posted 10/10/2007 9:09 PMReply

Anonymous says,

everyone knows alpha phi dirty rushes, it's a given. Posted 10/10/2007 9:31 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Tri-Delt's pledge class should be ghosts for halloween so they can cover up their hit faces...that goes for DG's pledge class as well. Posted 10/10/2007 9:36 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Sigma Kappa didnt come close to their other hott pledge classes, but id still **** a Sigma Kappa pledge over an AXO hoe anyday. Posted 10/10/2007 9:38 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I think all of the houses did great this year for rush. If you aren't happy with your new pledges maybe you shouldn't announce it online b/c everyone knows which house starts rumors about other houses. Posted 10/10/2007 10:01 PMReply

Anonymous says,

this is actually sad... if you don't like alpha phi then fine but who are you to say we dirty rush.. it's actually funny. senior houses? which ones? and which girls?? you might actually be delusional i'd get urself checked into a hospital Posted 10/11/2007 05:26 AMReply

Anonymous says,

is it just a coincidence that Alpha Phi got ranked number one, and then gets the most accusing comments?

these comments make me glad i didn't rush, jealous girls and drama.. Posted 10/11/2007 10:35 AMReply

Anonymous says,

alpha phi bbq to invite the girls you like the best, pencils given out my phi psi, calling girls during rankings at the union

youre right none of that is dirty rushing Posted 10/11/2007 11:09 AMReply

Anonymous says,

where was the barbeque and why wasnt i invited Posted 10/11/2007 12:42 PMReply

Anonymous says,

pencils given out by sae too Posted 10/11/2007 12:44 PMReply

Anonymous says,

OMG you cant be serious thats like totally cheating and AGD definately has the most bangable girls on campus. @ Anonymous: Posted 10/11/2007 12:56 PMReply

Anonymous says,

damn, it seems as those we have some bitter delts commenting.

as the saying goes...if all else fails...try a delta. Posted 10/11/2007 3:10 PMReply

Anonymous says,

yah where was that barbeque?? what kind of food was served??

and pink pencils!??! what a good idea!! too bad our house didnt think of that. Posted 10/11/2007 3:49 PMReply

Anonymous says,

kappa dirty rushed so hard it just didnt work.

i would know. im a kappa. Posted 10/11/2007 3:52 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous: I second that... Posted 10/12/2007 02:38 AMReply

Anonymous says,

"this is the stupidest shit i've ever seen in my life, why would you want to tell these stuck-up sorority hookers that they're the "hottest," when they already walk around with their heads 10 miles up their own asses. the fact is outside of ann arbor most of these girls are average at best. living with a few hotties doesn't make you cool or more attractive."

I AGREE AS WELL Posted 10/12/2007 02:39 AMReply

Anonymous says,

this is so ridiculous, honestly if you are upset with your pledges you should not have given them a bid. Alpha Phi is not on social nor did we have a bbq...it might be hard to believe, but there was no dirty rushing we just got some amazing girls, bottom line! Posted 10/12/2007 08:32 AMReply

Anonymous says,

PS not true because i knew every girl in the house before i pledged to alpha phi and no, i was not dirty rushed and NO we are NOT on social probation but thank you for listening to and believing all the rumors. it makes you sound really classy. way to go.@ Anonymous: Posted 10/12/2007 10:50 AMReply

Anonymous says,

alpha phis dont flatter yourselves to think people hate you out of jealousy. Its really simple, we just think youre dirty bitches Posted 10/12/2007 10:55 AMReply

Anonymous says,

then stop talking about us! Posted 10/12/2007 11:28 AMReply

Anonymous says,

haha...this is funny. why all the trash talking about alpha phi? Did anyone stop to think that maybe JQ just has bad taste? He's the one that made this ridiculous list, afterall...Phis are just stupid enough to call themselves number 1 in public because of it. Posted 10/12/2007 1:45 PMReply

Anonymous says,

honestly girls? if you are insecure about your own house thats fine...but dont take it out on alpha phi. Posted 10/12/2007 7:49 PMReply

Anonymous says,

yeah they might not be on social probation but they definately got a rush infraction...

and i don't think people are bashing alpha phi because they are insecure about their houses, they just think its shameful that alpha phi had dirty rushed. Posted 10/12/2007 9:39 PMReply

Anonymous says,

mm nope no rush infractions. and once again, the insecurities are shining through. Posted 10/13/2007 06:40 AMReply

Anonymous says,

everyone dirty rushes. everyone has rush infractions. i heard tridelt had a big one too... some of your sophomores talking shit to some rushees about their friend, causing the friend to drop out of rush? way to promote the greek system- that's just hurtful. stop acting like you got screwed over. this inter-house drama is bullshit and your pledges probably hate themselves because you can't stop talking about how you wanted our girls instead.

Maybe stop thinking about yourselves try making your new pledges proud to be deltas?

i guess maybe i just don't know what its like to be in your position- i've never had to fake being happy with a new pledge class. Posted 10/13/2007 06:49 AMReply

Anonymous says,

hahaha i personally know a couple alpha phis that think they actually are ranked the number one house on campus...like this gdi's opinion of them is a real indication of how great they are

****ing get over yourselves, people would like you better if you take your fake blonde head out of your asses Posted 10/13/2007 11:36 AMReply

Anonymous says,

im brunette Posted 10/13/2007 1:20 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i'm reading from a dudes perspective in all this, and none of it matters. all we care about is if your gonna be on your knees by the end of the night, and its usually an alpha phi or a tri delt--so where it really matters, your both tied, congrats, and usually, any frat that has a mixer with any house (provided they're not so ****ing stuck up with websites like this that they usually just go, drink a bit, then hit up skeeps) girls will stay and put out. Any fun dude you ask in any house will have atleast two **** buddies in the same house for every house...we don't like you as people, just keep doing what your doing for two reasons: it feels good when you sluts like our nuts, plus it gives all of us a ton of shit to talk about to each other at chapter

-frat boy Posted 10/13/2007 8:33 PMReply

Anonymous says,

whoever you are, you are disgusting Posted 10/14/2007 04:59 AMReply

Anonymous says,

SO TRUE. all you want is a girl to **** and you know who's most likely to do it. Posted 10/14/2007 11:37 AMReply

Anonymous says,

this ****ing electrical engineering GDI, study on Saturday dork doesn't know shit about anything. He's probably been on campus for a year and a half and suddenly thinks the pulse of AA runs through him Posted 10/17/2007 11:55 AMReply

Anonymous says,

"Did anyone stop to think that maybe JQ just has bad taste? He's the one that made this ridiculous list, afterall...Phis are just stupid enough to call themselves number 1 in public because of it"

Then:
1) Why are you posting on this blog?
2) You obviously care.
3) You would call yourself #1 in public and you know it. Posted 10/17/2007 4:20 PMReply

Anonymous says,

"(alpha phi)****ing get over yourselves, people would like you better if you take your fake blonde head out of your asses"

Look at the picture above...and then comment about hair color Posted 10/17/2007 4:23 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Ok. The rest of campus will rephrase for you then.

"(alpha phi)****ing get over yourselves, people would like you better if you take your heads (regardless of color) out of your asses" Posted 10/17/2007 5:40 PMReply

Anonymous says,

truth: i am in sigma kappa. we dirty rushed.
truth: a lot of the girls we got in weren't our number ones, but we are still happy with the pledge class. they are nice, and they will be fun. the same goes for a lot of houses you are bashing on here, like tri-delt.
truth: alpha phi is not that bad. everyone is going to argue forever about who has the best house. why not just be happy where you are and make the most out of it. we are only here for a few years, and i joined a house to have fun, not argue on otr. Posted 10/17/2007 8:16 PMReply

Anonymous says,

oh em geee...
i totally heard that tri-delt, kappa, and alpha phi had huge arm wrestling/card playing/drinking tournaments to decide who would get the best girls in their houses. then, the winner was allowed to dirty rush, totally free of penalty. since alpha phi prevailed, they totally took all their girls to a barbeque complete with cristal and filet mignon, then gave them each $100 to get them to pledge. OH and they made them dye their hair "blonde". OH OH and they made their uglier sisters hide in the kitchen during rush...scrubbing the floor with toothbrushes. i think that's just as believable. rightttttt. Posted 10/17/2007 10:08 PMReply

Anonymous says,

that person two above is NOT in sigma kappa because they DIDN'T dirty rush Posted 10/18/2007 05:02 AMReply

Anonymous says,

"oh em geee...
i totally heard that tri-delt, kappa, and alpha phi had huge arm wrestling/card playing/drinking tournaments to decide who would get the best girls in their houses. then, the winner was allowed to dirty rush, totally free of penalty. since alpha phi prevailed, they totally took all their girls to a barbeque complete with cristal and filet mignon, then gave them each $100 to get them to pledge. OH and they made them dye their hair "blonde". OH OH and they made their uglier sisters hide in the kitchen during rush...scrubbing the floor with toothbrushes. i think that's just as believable. rightttttt. "

wow. you are a complete ****ing idiot...not too hard to guess which house you're in. annnd you do put your ugly girls in the kitchen. don't kid yourselves. Posted 10/18/2007 9:42 PMReply

Anonymous says,

WOW.

i'm soooo glad i didn't do the greek thing. holy shit, all you people care about is looks! grow the **** up. aren't we supposed to be adults now?? and don't tell me i'm saying this because i'm not attractive, you'd be lucky just to meet me :)

sororities - you all suck. Posted 10/20/2007 3:45 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I'd have to say that my favorite part of RUSH is when it is all said and done...and then for the rest of the year every sorority on campus spends endlesssss time bashing on alpha phi. The rumors I hear about what went on during our rush is just unbelievably HYSTERICAL. The most entertaining BULLSHIT I've ever heard in my life...you're all right. We all have blonde hair (hey, dumb asses, look at the picture JQ posted of the new pledge class)...we have REALLY ugly chicks we put in the kitchen (hey, dumb asses, look at the picture again)...oh and I can't forget, our bbq for the girls we wanted to have in our new pledge class, yeah, that was AWESOME- we had it in our non-existent backyard, with our non-existent grill...I swear most of you won't born with the brains God gave you. Posted 10/22/2007 10:32 AMReply

Anonymous says,

stop talking trash about alpha phi. if you dont like us then fine but dont be stupid and say what youve heard about us. if you have your opinions and think were stuck up bitches then good for you, youre completely entitled to that opinion. but seriously... bashing us online just makes YOU look bad. Posted 10/22/2007 11:59 AMReply

Anonymous says,

"bashing us online just makes YOU look bad."

who's YOU? the posts are all anonymous you ****twad Posted 10/22/2007 4:18 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I pooped my pants.

and now, i can't go to mudbowl to watch greeklife florish.

I farted during rush and didnt get into a house...
--talk about DIRTY rushing! Posted 10/22/2007 7:23 PMReply

Anonymous says,

The girls posting make it so I am ashamed to be in the greek system. I feel like you have proven that we are one of the most immature groups of people on campus. Posted 10/29/2007 10:16 AMReply

Anonymous says,

go green

maria - come paint my house Posted 11/16/2007 4:21 PMReply

Anonymous says,

ALPHA PHI IS OVBI THE BESTT love you Jonnyq
love you big boy :)
HM Posted 09/29/2008 3:23 PMReply

Anonymous says,

why does it matter. Posted 11/10/2008 01:35 AMReply