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So I've now had adequate time to sift through most of the new '07 pledge classes. I'm not re-doing The List, but I'll rank the top five sororities, although each requires further explanation.
1. Alpha Phi - What can I say? Great execution. All kinds of hair colors abound as usual in a class at least 50% hotter on average than any another U of M girl. Glad to see they're not letting their newfound throne make them sloppy.
2. Tri-Delt - Ah, here comes the controversy. The new Tri-Delt class has some insanely cute girls. That being said, they also have a few that can best be described as extra-terrestrial. I've heard the saying "One pledge can ruin a house," but I don't subscribe to that theory. Tri-Delt is treading dangerous waters, but I'm calling them safe for now.
3. Kappa - When did Kappa become like 150% Jewish? I mean seriously, it's like the Chabad House over there now. But they're still pretty hot so it's OK, even though it's a sea of solid brunettes. Also, I'm pleased to report that Scarlett Johansson girl adequately fulfilled her destiny (and my prediction) by joining.
4. Sigma Kappa - Yeah as you can see, the order of the original list isn't magically transforming to any degree. A few cute ones here and there, the hot ones less hot than the hottest Tri-Delts, but the hit ones less hit than the most hit Tri-Delts. So that makes them about average. Would've been nice to see a real surge though.
5. Theta - **** Theta and their impossible to find '07 pledge class facebook group. So instead we'll sub in:
5. AXO - I heard rumors of greatness, but overall just meh. Very, very average. I've always been rooting for AXO in the face of the massive criticism I hear, but they need to recruit a few more hot girls to distract people from the inane things that come out of their mouths.
Overall, a fairly poor showing for the year, and as I've heard, most would agree with me. If I've neglected some other secret smokin' hot pledge class, please let me know. But I'm not holding my breath to hear that DPhiE has all of a sudden become the Garden of Eden.
1. Alpha Phi - What can I say? Great execution. All kinds of hair colors abound as usual in a class at least 50% hotter on average than any another U of M girl. Glad to see they're not letting their newfound throne make them sloppy.
2. Tri-Delt - Ah, here comes the controversy. The new Tri-Delt class has some insanely cute girls. That being said, they also have a few that can best be described as extra-terrestrial. I've heard the saying "One pledge can ruin a house," but I don't subscribe to that theory. Tri-Delt is treading dangerous waters, but I'm calling them safe for now.
3. Kappa - When did Kappa become like 150% Jewish? I mean seriously, it's like the Chabad House over there now. But they're still pretty hot so it's OK, even though it's a sea of solid brunettes. Also, I'm pleased to report that Scarlett Johansson girl adequately fulfilled her destiny (and my prediction) by joining.
4. Sigma Kappa - Yeah as you can see, the order of the original list isn't magically transforming to any degree. A few cute ones here and there, the hot ones less hot than the hottest Tri-Delts, but the hit ones less hit than the most hit Tri-Delts. So that makes them about average. Would've been nice to see a real surge though.
5. AXO - I heard rumors of greatness, but overall just meh. Very, very average. I've always been rooting for AXO in the face of the massive criticism I hear, but they need to recruit a few more hot girls to distract people from the inane things that come out of their mouths.
Overall, a fairly poor showing for the year, and as I've heard, most would agree with me. If I've neglected some other secret smokin' hot pledge class, please let me know. But I'm not holding my breath to hear that DPhiE has all of a sudden become the Garden of Eden.
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