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The winner, and stillll champion....
So I've now had adequate time to sift through most of the new '07 pledge classes. I'm not re-doing The List, but I'll rank the top five sororities, although each requires further explanation.
1. Alpha Phi - What can I say? Great execution. All kinds of hair colors abound as usual in a class at least 50% hotter on average than any another U of M girl. Glad to see they're not letting their newfound throne make them sloppy.
2. Tri-Delt - Ah, here comes the controversy. The new Tri-Delt class has some insanely cute girls. That being said, they also have a few that can best be described as extra-terrestrial. I've heard the saying "One pledge can ruin a house," but I don't subscribe to that theory. Tri-Delt is treading dangerous waters, but I'm calling them safe for now.
3. Kappa - When did Kappa become like 150% Jewish? I mean seriously, it's like the Chabad House over there now. But they're still pretty hot so it's OK, even though it's a sea of solid brunettes. Also, I'm pleased to report that Scarlett Johansson girl adequately fulfilled her destiny (and my prediction) by joining.
4. Sigma Kappa - Yeah as you can see, the order of the original list isn't magically transforming to any degree. A few cute ones here and there, the hot ones less hot than the hottest Tri-Delts, but the hit ones less hit than the most hit Tri-Delts. So that makes them about average. Would've been nice to see a real surge though.
5. Theta - **** Theta and their impossible to find '07 pledge class facebook group. So instead we'll sub in:
5. AXO - I heard rumors of greatness, but overall just meh. Very, very average. I've always been rooting for AXO in the face of the massive criticism I hear, but they need to recruit a few more hot girls to distract people from the inane things that come out of their mouths.
Overall, a fairly poor showing for the year, and as I've heard, most would agree with me. If I've neglected some other secret smokin' hot pledge class, please let me know. But I'm not holding my breath to hear that DPhiE has all of a sudden become the Garden of Eden.
1. Alpha Phi - What can I say? Great execution. All kinds of hair colors abound as usual in a class at least 50% hotter on average than any another U of M girl. Glad to see they're not letting their newfound throne make them sloppy.
2. Tri-Delt - Ah, here comes the controversy. The new Tri-Delt class has some insanely cute girls. That being said, they also have a few that can best be described as extra-terrestrial. I've heard the saying "One pledge can ruin a house," but I don't subscribe to that theory. Tri-Delt is treading dangerous waters, but I'm calling them safe for now.
3. Kappa - When did Kappa become like 150% Jewish? I mean seriously, it's like the Chabad House over there now. But they're still pretty hot so it's OK, even though it's a sea of solid brunettes. Also, I'm pleased to report that Scarlett Johansson girl adequately fulfilled her destiny (and my prediction) by joining.
4. Sigma Kappa - Yeah as you can see, the order of the original list isn't magically transforming to any degree. A few cute ones here and there, the hot ones less hot than the hottest Tri-Delts, but the hit ones less hit than the most hit Tri-Delts. So that makes them about average. Would've been nice to see a real surge though.
5. AXO - I heard rumors of greatness, but overall just meh. Very, very average. I've always been rooting for AXO in the face of the massive criticism I hear, but they need to recruit a few more hot girls to distract people from the inane things that come out of their mouths.
Overall, a fairly poor showing for the year, and as I've heard, most would agree with me. If I've neglected some other secret smokin' hot pledge class, please let me know. But I'm not holding my breath to hear that DPhiE has all of a sudden become the Garden of Eden.







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and kappas been jewish for a while now buddy Posted 10/10/2007 12:15 PMReply
Who didn't let you in their house? Posted 10/10/2007 1:25 PMReply
2) Every ****ing sorority at this school (and let's be honest, in the US) makes their hottest girls rush the most and puts the uglies on kitchen duty. Posted 10/10/2007 6:18 PMReply
axo and dg beat EK Posted 10/10/2007 8:09 PMReply
they had girls over to their senior houses. Posted 10/10/2007 8:29 PMReply
these comments make me glad i didn't rush, jealous girls and drama.. Posted 10/11/2007 10:35 AMReply
youre right none of that is dirty rushing Posted 10/11/2007 11:09 AMReply
as the saying goes...if all else fails...try a delta. Posted 10/11/2007 3:10 PMReply
and pink pencils!??! what a good idea!! too bad our house didnt think of that. Posted 10/11/2007 3:49 PMReply
i would know. im a kappa. Posted 10/11/2007 3:52 PMReply
I AGREE AS WELL Posted 10/12/2007 02:39 AMReply
and i don't think people are bashing alpha phi because they are insecure about their houses, they just think its shameful that alpha phi had dirty rushed. Posted 10/12/2007 9:39 PMReply
Maybe stop thinking about yourselves try making your new pledges proud to be deltas?
i guess maybe i just don't know what its like to be in your position- i've never had to fake being happy with a new pledge class. Posted 10/13/2007 06:49 AMReply
****ing get over yourselves, people would like you better if you take your fake blonde head out of your asses Posted 10/13/2007 11:36 AMReply
-frat boy Posted 10/13/2007 8:33 PMReply
Then:
1) Why are you posting on this blog?
2) You obviously care.
3) You would call yourself #1 in public and you know it. Posted 10/17/2007 4:20 PMReply
Look at the picture above...and then comment about hair color Posted 10/17/2007 4:23 PMReply
"(alpha phi)****ing get over yourselves, people would like you better if you take your heads (regardless of color) out of your asses" Posted 10/17/2007 5:40 PMReply
truth: a lot of the girls we got in weren't our number ones, but we are still happy with the pledge class. they are nice, and they will be fun. the same goes for a lot of houses you are bashing on here, like tri-delt.
truth: alpha phi is not that bad. everyone is going to argue forever about who has the best house. why not just be happy where you are and make the most out of it. we are only here for a few years, and i joined a house to have fun, not argue on otr. Posted 10/17/2007 8:16 PMReply
i totally heard that tri-delt, kappa, and alpha phi had huge arm wrestling/card playing/drinking tournaments to decide who would get the best girls in their houses. then, the winner was allowed to dirty rush, totally free of penalty. since alpha phi prevailed, they totally took all their girls to a barbeque complete with cristal and filet mignon, then gave them each $100 to get them to pledge. OH and they made them dye their hair "blonde". OH OH and they made their uglier sisters hide in the kitchen during rush...scrubbing the floor with toothbrushes. i think that's just as believable. rightttttt. Posted 10/17/2007 10:08 PMReply
i totally heard that tri-delt, kappa, and alpha phi had huge arm wrestling/card playing/drinking tournaments to decide who would get the best girls in their houses. then, the winner was allowed to dirty rush, totally free of penalty. since alpha phi prevailed, they totally took all their girls to a barbeque complete with cristal and filet mignon, then gave them each $100 to get them to pledge. OH and they made them dye their hair "blonde". OH OH and they made their uglier sisters hide in the kitchen during rush...scrubbing the floor with toothbrushes. i think that's just as believable. rightttttt. "
wow. you are a complete ****ing idiot...not too hard to guess which house you're in. annnd you do put your ugly girls in the kitchen. don't kid yourselves. Posted 10/18/2007 9:42 PMReply
i'm soooo glad i didn't do the greek thing. holy shit, all you people care about is looks! grow the **** up. aren't we supposed to be adults now?? and don't tell me i'm saying this because i'm not attractive, you'd be lucky just to meet me :)
sororities - you all suck. Posted 10/20/2007 3:45 PMReply
who's YOU? the posts are all anonymous you ****twad Posted 10/22/2007 4:18 PMReply
and now, i can't go to mudbowl to watch greeklife florish.
I farted during rush and didnt get into a house...
--talk about DIRTY rushing! Posted 10/22/2007 7:23 PMReply
maria - come paint my house Posted 11/16/2007 4:21 PMReply
love you big boy :)
HM Posted 09/29/2008 3:23 PMReply