I haven't written anything about the Blue-White Rapper Show that Penn State is doing again for Blue-White weekend because ... well because it's a f*cking embarrassment to the university. I can deal with masturbating basketball players and knife wielding football players, but a bunch of white guys trying to rap about Penn State football - I can't handle it.

Today I went down to the HUB at noon to watch "Mike Flow" and "Nicky B" "compete" to see who was the "best," and who would move on to the "final four." See by putting it in quotation marks I'm being sarcastic. So if you want to see the two perform, check out the video of Nicky B here, and Mike Flow here.

Anyway, the "distinguished" panel of judges which included wide receiver Deon Butler, some dude from the business staff at The Collegian (boooring), and Comm adviser Jamey Perry picked Nicky B as the winner (here's video). He will now go on to the finals along with Holler Atcha (jesus, these names) who defeated CO2 yesterday.

And to emphasize the "white" part of the Blue-White Rapper contest, once again all the "rappers" are Caucasian. What's that all about? Maybe everyone else at the school realizes this is a joke.

So if you like watching a trainwreck, head over to the HUB tomorrow and Thursday at noon to see who moves on to the finals Friday night at Beaver Stadium. Fergie would be proud.