Hide the alcohol. Clean your room. Paste on a smile.

Around 400 Pre-Frosh will be invading campus this coming weekend for 4 days of pure Eph-dom!

Here are some helpful tips for those of you that'll be hosting one or two, plus that one that your friend will be dumping on you because he has some "track meet" to go to:

1. Alcohol + Prefrosh = Bad Idea - This is the first time lots of these kids have been let loose from their SAT tutors and parents so if you even have the slightest inkling that your Pre-Frosh want to test the alcoholic-waters its probably best not to give in. Do you really want to spend Saturday night nursing someone back to life that you barely know?

2. Be Nice - Chances are you'll be seeing your Pre- Frosh within the next couple of months when Fall Semester starts up so for God's sake be civil with them. If you're not I guarantee your Pre-Frosh will talk **** about you every opportunity they get. I know I did with my host. Hell, I still do.

3. Absolutely No Hooking Up With Pre-Frosh - Yuck, chances are they're still 17. Hebophile-much?

( FYI: Apparently pre-frosh won't be allowed to attend the Afroman concert so find out what the deal is before you drag them down the Poker Flats only to get turned away. )