A mass toy-recall (4.2 million) has been called for after Australia’s toy of the year was found to contain GHB. No Mr. Tassi, the toy was not made by SAE. This problem is a big issue in the United States with the holidays approaching. The “Aqua Dots” were on Wal-Mart’s top 12 list of top-selling Christmas toys.

Consumption of these dots has led to several instances of young children falling into comas. Michigan students, unless you really hate your relatives, don’t buy your nieces/nephews this toy. However, if your normal dose of drugging is working for you, buy some for yourself. Girls, that’s not a dip n’ dot at the bottom of your cup; it’s the roofie of the future.

These toys were actually made in China, who had over 69,000 callbacks last month due to excessive use of lead paint. So it appears that the slave-laboring children are given cheap and hazardous materials to distribute to the rest of the world. And people wonder why the Chinese economy is on the rise. They’ll just find some equally cheap and undiscovered hazardous material to replace the Aqua Dots and make all their money back.