The University of Michigan never ceases to amaze me with their terrible ideas of how to spend massive amounts of money whether it's tearing down and rebuilding a business school or installing $25,000 footbaths in bathrooms. But at least those projects, while stupid, haven't made the school worse.

The University is now proposing getting rid of individual dorm cafeterias and only having a select few on campus. This brilliant project was originally just going to be on the Hill, but they're looking to expand it to the Quads as well.

"Siegel said the University would work to make sure that there is a dining hall within a five-minute walk of every residence hall."

Wow, why thank you for that consideration. I mean, the thirty second indoor walk has just been too convient for us. I think it'll be loads of fun for students to pile on two fleeces and a northface at 7 AM and walk five minutes uphill from Markley to Mojo to get served hash browns that look like something you would find in that one stall in your hall bathroom that's always marked "Out of Order."

Burn your money, use it as toilet paper, wallpaper your goddamn house with it. I don't care. Just don't use it on projects that make living in the dorms suck even more than it already does. Who runs this place and makes these decisions? Seriously, my head hurts.