The fact that there isn't a Waffle House on campus speaks volumes for the lack of intelligence in businessmen. The truth is, people at Ohio State stay out late and generally call upon restaurants for their night cap. Sure you can throw a pizza in the oven at 5 a.m., but having someone else cook for you is much, much easier. 

That is why it is surprising to find almost nothing open really late at night. PJ's, a restaurant covered in a previous article, is one of the latest operations open. They don't close the door until 4. Taco Bell is open until 4 a.m., but that's drive-thru, the inside closes an hour earlier. McDonald's is always open, but you can still taste shit when you're drunk. The street vendors are a nice choice, but are highly irregular and don't seem to have set hours of operation. The latest place open on campus closes at 2 a.m..

So if you're an aspiring business man and want to make a gazillion dollars, franchise a Waffle House on High St. You can send me a gratuity check when you hit it big.