This weekend, Dean Gross attended the impromptu surprise birthday party of his son, Sam Gross, in the Queens Head Pub--and he was CARDED by quite possibly the most vacuous bouncer of all time.  Judging by some of the bouncers I've run across in my days of party crashing, that's really saying something.

"Can I see your state-issued ID as well as your Harvard ID, please?"

Really, darling?  Really?

The little skank should have descended to one knee, half begging to retain her status as a student of Harvard College, half aggressively offering sexual favors in exchange for her egregious error.

Lucky for her, Gross didn't bat an eye.  What a man!