There are plenty of professors and administrators here at the University of Michigan that would encourage students to take the lessons they learn here and extend them to others in the future. Unfortunately, the lessons learned by the passengers who attended the 15th annual Flight Safety Conference in Warsaw were not quite so effective, since their military transport aircraft crashed on the way back from the meeting. Perhaps they would have been better off passing on that advice to their pilots because yes, they’re dead now. Well, seven of the eighteen have died but that number is expected to rise. But come on, that’s like giving birth in an abortion clinic.

Alright, if you don’t think death is funny in any circumstance you can at least take solace in the fact that they weren’t Americans.

Now I’ll bet you’re really pissed off. Oh well, bitch away.

UPDATE: Looks like now the toll has risen to 20. If I don't get a blog out on Monday that would mean irony and karma came together to kill me, cause I'm actually flying out tmrw, maybe I should have picked a better story...