The Boy Scout image that JQ printed upon Fiji has been successfully confirmed. Rule number one of the Fiji scouts? Always comply with the authorities. According to sources, Fiji was going on their Valentine date party to Canada and was stopped at the border. During inspection, the border police asked if anyone was carrying a fake ID. Allegedly, one member honorably raised his hand to this question. Talk about commitment to the code. Fiji was given the option of going on to Canada without this individual, who would be subject to penalty, or have everyone head back to Ann Arbor. They chose the latter.

Rule number two? Leave no scout behind. However, glaring looks of scorn and disapproval are acceptable. It sounds like this kid is going to have a rough term ahead of him. But hey, rule number one.

This is all hearsay,  so if anyone out there has info, please feel free to clear up any erroneous comments on my part.

For those thinking that JQ should be the only one allowed to write about Greek things, let me remind you that he’s graduating in a few months and you’ll eventually need me for this shit.

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