So I thought I'd start off this soon-to-be recurring segment with a bit of hope for the future. After all, it's not every day you see a girl at U of M who looks like a brunette clone of Scarlett Johansson.

Hometown: Beverly Hills, CA
Groups: Umich Jew Crew 2011!!!, Future Michigan Party Girls (Class of '11)
Relationship Status: Single

My Prediction: If you go to Michigan you have to realize that this girl is an anomaly, a .001 percenter, so obviously she will get snatched up by the greek system immediately (I say Kappa, because of the hotness, brunetteness and Jewishness). I see model looks and I see Beverly Hills so I have to guess she's stuck up. Sorry, but it seems to be a tried and true formula. And it won't help that she'll collect a following of hotness-starved male students real quick (judging by the 161 Facebook friends she already has at Michigan). Hopefully she's chill and won't let it all go to her head, but I wouldn't hold my breath.

Granted it took sorting through 23 pages of freshmen to find this girl, but it does make me a little optimistic for the coming year. Don't worry, I'll be spotlighting regular people here as well, not just celebrity look-a-likes sent from God.