Because if your Facebook account is public, you want the attention.
So I thought I'd start off this soon-to-be recurring segment with a bit of hope for the future. After all, it's not every day you see a girl at U of M who looks like a brunette clone of Scarlett Johansson.
Hometown: Beverly Hills, CA
Groups: Umich Jew Crew 2011!!!, Future Michigan Party Girls (Class of '11)
Relationship Status: Single
My Prediction: If you go to Michigan you have to realize that this girl is an anomaly, a .001 percenter, so obviously she will get snatched up by the greek system immediately (I say Kappa, because of the hotness, brunetteness and Jewishness). I see model looks and I see Beverly Hills so I have to guess she's stuck up. Sorry, but it seems to be a tried and true formula. And it won't help that she'll collect a following of hotness-starved male students real quick (judging by the 161 Facebook friends she already has at Michigan). Hopefully she's chill and won't let it all go to her head, but I wouldn't hold my breath.
Granted it took sorting through 23 pages of freshmen to find this girl, but it does make me a little optimistic for the coming year. Don't worry, I'll be spotlighting regular people here as well, not just celebrity look-a-likes sent from God.
Hometown: Beverly Hills, CA
Groups: Umich Jew Crew 2011!!!, Future Michigan Party Girls (Class of '11)
Relationship Status: Single
My Prediction: If you go to Michigan you have to realize that this girl is an anomaly, a .001 percenter, so obviously she will get snatched up by the greek system immediately (I say Kappa, because of the hotness, brunetteness and Jewishness). I see model looks and I see Beverly Hills so I have to guess she's stuck up. Sorry, but it seems to be a tried and true formula. And it won't help that she'll collect a following of hotness-starved male students real quick (judging by the 161 Facebook friends she already has at Michigan). Hopefully she's chill and won't let it all go to her head, but I wouldn't hold my breath.
Granted it took sorting through 23 pages of freshmen to find this girl, but it does make me a little optimistic for the coming year. Don't worry, I'll be spotlighting regular people here as well, not just celebrity look-a-likes sent from God.
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you are psychotic. thats really creepy and you shouldn't be puting up pictures of that girl on the internet...thats absolutely none of your business and once again you're a freak of nature.
so you're man enough to stalk that girl's facebook but not man enough to write your real name...johnny quest? howabout johnny ****er. Posted 10/03/2007 7:13 PMReply
Right......cause we all know facebook's not the internet, right?
If it's public it's fair game. Posted 10/03/2007 8:44 PMReply
And of course I was right about Kappa, was there really ever any doubt? Posted 10/03/2007 10:15 PMReply
whatever you post on the internet is PUBLIC ACCESS.
um like, DUH! Posted 10/20/2007 3:38 PMReply
you obviously have no life and have no friends
FREAK OF NATURE
(and by the way, she is that cute) Posted 10/28/2007 7:23 PMReply
It is pretty funny at least... Posted 04/30/2008 4:00 PMReply