Two for one this week, because they're just made for each other.

His:
Activities: Sports, running, waterskiing
Favorite TV Shows: Entourage, Family Guy
iLike: Big Girls Don't Cry by Fergie
Groups: Accepted: University of Michigan Class of 2011, University of Michigan - LSA 2011, University of Michigan Class of 2011, People Who Join Redundant Facebook Groups (alright I made that up, but come on)

Hers:
Activites: sleeping, smiling, laughing, dancing in the rain
Interests: life, friends, beach, PINK, diamonds
Favorite Music: e v e r y t h i n g
Favorites Quotes: "What if I was naked?"
Relationship Status: In a relationship with some high school guy

Prediction: It's bid day and there's a big party at Pike. After becoming a member of the latest pledge class, he's inviting girls to punch his stomach as hard as they can and telling them that people think he looks like Stephen from Laguna Beach. She's drunk off her ass, celebrating her bid from Theta and recent freedom from her high school boyfriend. She wanders around wondering if she lost her shirt on the dance floor or upstairs playing strip flip cup. Their eyes meet. He says, "Nicee," she says, "So you're a pledge here huh?" And the rest should be history.

But tragically she dies after being impaled by one of his abs. The end.