Greek Mythology The List: OTR Readers' Edition- Sororities

Posted by AHor 09/26/2008 3:40 PM

To no one’s surprise, Paul’s list of the 2008 houses has created a lot of controversy. There are many rankings that have little to no substantial value and are simply there because he doesn’t know all of the frats or sororities and the people who live in them. I don’t either, but you do. Therefore, I have listed massive polls, one for the frats and one for the sororities, for the “OTR readers’ top ten list”. The polls will be open for a week each, with a recap to come next Thursday and Friday that include houses in rank based on the number of votes they received. Try to consider this year’s experiences of rush (new pledge classes this week) and pre-games/welcome week parties (for frats) as the basis for your decisions.

Will it be an accurate account of which houses are actually the best? Of course not. It’s going to be inflated from the houses that actually read the site. But hey, it will only be one more thing for people to b*tch about. Please remember to continue voting for the Frats! So with all that being said, all the sororities will now be listed for polling and will close next Friday (Oct 2) at 3pm. Who’s the best?

Alpha Chi Omega (AXO)

Alpha Delta Pi (ADPi)

Alpha Epsilon Phi (AEPhi)

Alpha Gamma Delta (AGD)

Alpha Phi

11%

Chi Omega (Chi-O)

Delta Delta Delta (Tri-Delt)

21%

Delta Gamma

Delta Phi Epsilon (DPhiE)

Kappa Alpha Theta (Theta)

Kappa Kappa Gamma (Kappa)

Phi Sigma Rho

Pi Beta Phi (Pi Phi)

Sigma Delta Tau (SDT)

Sigma Kappa

23%

Total votes: 1287

Comments

Anonymous says,

its nice to know that, while alpha phi is sitting at home crying about not getting enough girls to join their house, they are still able to see through their tears and vote for themselves. Posted 09/26/2008 4:38 PMReply

Anonymous says,

its all about self promotion Posted 09/26/2008 6:14 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Jealous?

its all about quality not quantity. Posted 09/26/2008 8:43 PMReply

Anonymous says,

^aka...can't make quota. Posted 09/26/2008 8:57 PMReply

Anonymous says,

its pretty sad that you people spend time trying to find ways to bring down houses just because they have a good rep and the rest of you have to scrape the bottom of the barrel for pledges... do you REALLY think the alpha phi's have trouble finding girls who want to join? Posted 09/27/2008 09:59 AMReply

Anonymous says,

yes Posted 09/27/2008 10:23 AMReply

Anonymous says,

alpha phi and axo pledge classes are not good at all Posted 09/27/2008 7:35 PMReply

Anonymous says,

no, I agree we should applaud alpha phi. They tried the hardest that they could and did the best they could do....and still didn't make quota.

good job girls. Posted 09/27/2008 9:00 PMReply

Anonymous says,

the alpha phi girl above who said "it's all about quality not quantity", that's the motto of me and my AGD sisters too, so hold strong girl, its whats on the inside that counts! Posted 09/27/2008 9:04 PMReply

Anonymous says,

^ That is certainly not an AGD. Posted 09/27/2008 9:52 PMReply

Anonymous says,

apparently you do have trouble finding pledges. phi vies for the cutest girls who end up in tridelt, kappa, and ek. nobody wants to be in a sorority with a bunch of bitches who don't give a shit about the girls they're rushing

ps the other top houses aren't scraping the bottom of the barrel for pledges, that's phis job now Posted 09/27/2008 10:51 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Looks like someone from Sigma Kappa hacked your system, hilarious! Or maybe their mom's bridge club all logged on and voted for them! Posted 09/28/2008 1:06 PMReply

Anonymous says,

a girl i know is a tridelt and some older tridelt girl sent a mass email out to all the girls to come on here and vote because ek was beating them. self promotion? really, you sluts? Posted 09/28/2008 1:56 PMReply

Anonymous says,

a girl i know is an EK and some older EK told her to post lies on otr.
Self promotion? really, you sluts... no question mard Posted 09/28/2008 3:01 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I'm a sigma kappa and that is a complete lie. don't be jealous that we get votes because we're sweet on our own. Posted 09/28/2008 3:08 PMReply

Anonymous says,

seems a little suspicious that it happened that they went from practically no votes to leading the pack in a few hours -- I smell a hacker or someone bored enough to lon on to all the computers in the fishbowl Posted 09/28/2008 3:47 PMReply

Anonymous says,

lol, poor alpha phi. everything will be ok. Posted 09/28/2008 3:59 PMReply

Anonymous says,

how are the pledge classes looking this year? Posted 09/28/2008 7:16 PMReply

masquerade says,

Ha, the viciousness of sorority girls is just as amusing as it is pathetic. This is why you couldn't pay me enough to pay for my friends.
Dance, puppets, dance. Posted 09/28/2008 8:20 PMReply

Anonymous says,

somebody rank the pledge classes!! what's the word Posted 09/28/2008 8:41 PMReply

Anonymous says,

it looks like
1. kappa
2. ek
3. aphi
4. tridelt

and whoever else Posted 09/28/2008 9:45 PMReply

Anonymous says,

phi
ek
tridelt
kappa Posted 09/28/2008 10:12 PMReply

Anonymous says,

phi
kappa
ek
tridelt Posted 09/28/2008 10:22 PMReply

Anonymous says,

it's definitely:

ek
tridelt
kappa
....phi's not lookin so hot Posted 09/28/2008 10:57 PMReply

Anonymous says,

kappa
ek
tridelt
phi Posted 09/28/2008 11:06 PMReply

Anonymous says,

ek
phi
tridelt
axo Posted 09/28/2008 11:11 PMReply

Anonymous says,

haha... axo above kappa? Posted 09/29/2008 12:19 AMReply

Anonymous says,

omg, axo's pledge class is made up of the girls cut from most of the other sororities. SO FUNNY Posted 09/29/2008 01:34 AMReply

Anonymous says,

kappa
ek
tridelt
phi Posted 09/29/2008 01:38 AMReply

Anonymous says,

They are asking what classes are tops based on looks!! Just because girls in the so called bottom 5 may have been cut from our so called top 5 doesn't mean they are not good looking. There are many freshman who do not play the rush game of self promotion. I have seen my share of "hot" freshman in the bottom 5. I also know girls that ranked DG and axo above phi. It is possible that some freshman are more interested in something other than reputation. Imagine that!! Posted 09/29/2008 08:12 AMReply

Anonymous says,

wtf is phi sigma rho?? Posted 09/29/2008 10:01 AMReply

Anonymous says,

pics would be nice Posted 09/29/2008 2:06 PMReply

Anonymous says,

phi
kappa
tridelt
ek
axo Posted 09/29/2008 10:12 PMReply

Anonymous says,

phi is looking good this year. tri delt- overrated. Posted 09/29/2008 10:37 PMReply

Anonymous says,

kappa
phi
ek
tridelt

tridelt girls are not really that unattractive, but the trashiness of their pledge class is insane. kappa's hot. they're not all brunette, like jq's pretending, either, but really they don't have ANY girls holding them back. phis got mostly attractive girls with a few ultra hotties and one or two girls who obviously fell through the cracks. ek's over-rated this year. really. a majority of them are uglyyyyy. Posted 09/29/2008 10:44 PMReply

Anonymous says,

^wow how transparent can you be kappa? are you more pissed that tri delt has beaten you once again, or that sigma kappa's pledge class was ranked above yours? It doesn't matter how trashy or ugly you deem them to be, they still beat you. Posted 09/30/2008 12:16 AMReply

Anonymous says,

1.tridelt
2.phi
3.ek
4.theta
5.kappa Posted 09/30/2008 12:22 AMReply

Anonymous says,

gee, i wonder if that was a theta...shouldn't you be ignoring this site? Posted 09/30/2008 10:53 AMReply

Anonymous says,

kappa
tridelt
theta
ek
alpha phi

sigma kappa its a joke that you think you're the top house now because you have no lives and got your entire membership to vote for you on this. maybe we should encourage you to stay online and vote cause that will take you away from your first favorite pasttime... getting blackout and sloppy Posted 09/30/2008 2:17 PMReply

Anonymous says,

hahahhah i just read all these comments -- cool tridelt and sigma kappa. no one cares about this poll enough that you really need to log onto every mich computer to vote. Posted 09/30/2008 2:18 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I think I feel the sorriest for the new members. Just last week all these houses were smiling and chatting and being nice to all these girls and now they're calling those same ugly and trashy just because they're in a different house and talking about who "beat" who. Hi, true colors. Oh, and way to make the whole of Panhel look like absolute shit online. Wonder why 90% of U-M thinks the greek system is pathetic? Posted 09/30/2008 4:49 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i think this voting thing is sooooo stupid because u know that all of the houses re voting for themselves! Posted 10/01/2008 1:26 PMReply

Anonymous says,

JEWWWWWWWWWWW Posted 10/01/2008 5:17 PMReply

Anonymous says,

cool kappa saying ek is getting on every computer to vote when you're all getting on and ranking yourselves number one in your comments. sorry your new pledge class is gross and frats don't like you because you don't show up to anything Posted 10/01/2008 5:22 PMReply

Anonymous says,

everyone just shut the f uck up and stop making your sororities look even more shallow and petty. honestly, the comments coupled with the actual posts are so ironic its unreal. Posted 10/02/2008 01:36 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Wow. These are some crazy comments. Rush is all about mutual fit - who gets along best with who, not "you fit into our stereotype - you're trashy, we'll take you!" or "You can be our sister because you're a boozer like us!"

It's also not about any house "getting" a certain girl; if that house wants that girl, that girl has to consistently rank the house high, too, in order to get a bid. Let's get real, people. Posted 10/03/2008 1:10 PMReply

AHor says,

Polling has been extended to 4 so that last minute votes can get in... or because I won't be around to close polling until then, take your pick. Posted 10/03/2008 2:49 PMReply