It's that time of year again, when we're done with midterms and now are free to drink ourselves into oblivion in some other country with no laws. I know most of you will be passed out on a beach somewhere in Acapulco (I think that's the place to be this year, or is it Cabo?) and I just wanted to say that I hope you don't die so you can come back and keep reading my blog.

Unfortunately, I'm not going somewhere warm, but I am going to New York  which should be sweet anyways seeing that I've never been there. I fully expect to return wearing a flat-brimmed Yankees hat and a Triple-5 Soul hoodie thinking I'm way better than everyone. I may be posting periodic updates over break, but I'm guessing that most of you probably don't get Wi-fi in Mexico and campus news will be non-existent since everyone is peaced out.

So yeah, enjoy the sun and sand, don't get unpronounceable diseases (venereal or otherwise), remember that tanning oil and sunscreen are totally like the same thing and come back with lots of ridiculous stories for me to write about. Bon voyage!