It has recently been brought to my attention that a group exists called "Horny People in Michigan." Created by Ricky Long (must be a stage name), the group boasts 20 members ranging in hotness from the girl you see on the left to the guy you see on the right. Ricky advocates his fellow horny bretheren to get together and get down wherever they may be and he makes a helpful list of possible places:

Ann Arbor
Calvin
Central
Cheerleader Bunnies State
Grand Valley
Hooker Law Tech
Madonna
Western

Now it's obvious he's referring to MSU when talking about Cheerleader Bunnies State (if you've been going to Michigan, then visit East Lansing, it's like the Garden of Eden), but Hooker Law Tech? I mean I've heard about equal opportunity, but I think maybe there's some intermediate steps there. On the plus side, I bet they win all their cases. "Your Honor, if I could just have a moment in your chambers..."