Hottest Girl On Campus: Contestant #52

Posted by AHor 04/08/2008 10:15 PM

Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichsky------1990------Foreign Exchange Student

Native Country: Romanovia
Major: Nuclear Power
Hobbies: Dodgeball, Modeling for Aquafresh
Title: Deadliest Women on Earth with a Dodgeball (and that's just her change-up)

Comments

Anonymous says,

why are you such a douche ahor? Posted 04/08/2008 10:16 PMReply

Anonymous says,

this is a pathetic attempt at humor. stop writing Posted 04/08/2008 10:17 PMReply

Anonymous says,

hahahahahahaha Posted 04/08/2008 10:18 PMReply

Paul Tassi says,

well, how about that Posted 04/08/2008 10:18 PMReply

Anonymous says,

hahah nice Posted 04/08/2008 10:22 PMReply

AHor says,

She has a great personality though, seriously you guys. She's smart and funny and totally down to earth, you just have to get to know her. She totally is a hottie!!!

So you guys know, I'm down to rip on anything, including OTR. Posted 04/08/2008 10:23 PMReply

Anonymous says,

If JQ wrote this, he would be praised as a literary genius and comedian, but since it was Ahor, let the dissing begin Posted 04/08/2008 10:24 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Sadly, she might be hotter than Michigan's 52nd hottest girl. Posted 04/08/2008 10:25 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Whoever said if JQ wrote this he would be praised, is wrong. I have OTR on my Google Reader reading list and it doesn't differentiate between authors. I immediately knew this was AHor and wanted to confirm so I could rip on him. AHor, you suck and you're not funny. Posted 04/08/2008 11:35 PMReply

Pokey T says,

Thanks for the nightmares :( Posted 04/09/2008 12:57 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Aepi's have high standards Posted 04/09/2008 05:35 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Ignore the haters AHor, this was comedy well executed. Posted 04/09/2008 07:23 AMReply

Anonymous says,

yea, no worries ahor.. johnny q casts quite a shadow. i like you Posted 04/09/2008 07:25 AMReply

Anonymous says,

wow this ****ing sucks Posted 04/09/2008 09:15 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Ahor you better be doing this next year when my sister comes! Posted 04/09/2008 1:24 PMReply

Anonymous says,

ooommggg shes SO much hotter in real life! plus shes smart and great to party wiith!!!!119 ROOMIE LUUUVV!!~~```etc etc

GO KAPPA/TRIDELT/ALPHA PHI/GDIs Posted 04/09/2008 1:32 PMReply

Anonymous says,

get off here ahorse Posted 04/09/2008 1:33 PMReply

Anonymous says,

ur no good. either is JQ of today

JQ of the past was awesome. made me laugh. Posted 04/09/2008 1:33 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Ahor is the second biggest douche in aepi, next to zack yost, who hates handicapped people Posted 04/09/2008 1:35 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Actually, this girl is almost better looking then the AGDs. Posted 04/09/2008 1:41 PMReply

Anonymous says,

^^^Don't like the shifting social tides, do you? Posted 04/09/2008 1:44 PMReply

Anonymous says,

^^^ AGD Girl Posted 04/09/2008 1:47 PMReply

Anonymous says,

um, no, but I like seeing the top tier in a tizzy Posted 04/09/2008 1:48 PMReply

Anonymous says,

No, we just think it's pathetic that you're pushing your still unattractive hottest girls into a hottest girls contest and commenting LOL HOW BEAUTIFUL! WHY WON'T ANYONE MIX WITH AGD?? Posted 04/09/2008 1:53 PMReply

Anonymous says,

who made you "we"?

*listening to Panic at the Disco* Posted 04/09/2008 1:54 PMReply

Anonymous says,

wow, nice panhellenic spirit you all have there are UofM Posted 04/09/2008 1:58 PMReply

Anonymous says,

these agd girls need to stop posting pictures of themselves. Posted 04/09/2008 2:06 PMReply

Anonymous says,

unlike the alpha phis, tri delts and kappas that are posting pictures of themselves? why so insecure, ladies? Posted 04/09/2008 9:43 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Oh no, they're allowed to do that, because their girls are actually attractive. Posted 04/09/2008 10:12 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Then why do they get so worked up when anyone besides them gets recognized? Posted 04/09/2008 10:14 PMReply

Anonymous says,

check out JQ's comments on their write-ups. high bitchiness factors. pretty girls, but mean girls. Posted 04/09/2008 10:15 PMReply

Anonymous says,

exactly. Posted 04/10/2008 6:16 PMReply

Anonymous says,

hey now... sigma kappa has pretty girls, and their bitch factor is only 4/10, same with Alpha phi...bitch factor only 6.

dont generalize, there are plenty of nice sorority girls who are also pretty. people just like to assume that attractive girls are bitches so that they have some reason to put them down. Posted 04/10/2008 6:37 PMReply

Anonymous says,

LOL. "bitch factor only 6". aim high, girls. Posted 04/10/2008 10:14 PMReply