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Hottest Girl on Campus: From 32 to Top 10

Hottest Girl on Campus: From 32 to Top 10
Alright, so now that we have all thirty two nominees, it's time to start whittling them down to ten. I know I've been flip-flopping on how we're going to do this, but I've finally made a decision. To start, here's what we're NOT doing:

Bracket - This sounds good, in theory, but I am not going to "seed" girls, (how would you feel to be lowest seed?), nor am I going to make them go up against each other head to head like, "OK you are for sure not hotter than this girls specifically." I know CollegeHumor does it, but whatever, we're not CollegeHumor, and I don't want to single people out like that.

Public Voting...Yet - Right now public voting would be a ****show. My Gmail inbox is already straining to handle all the comments and tips, and I don't have the time to count hundreds of votes by hand. The new "poll" application on the site could work, but I'm going to wait until the top 10 to use it, because listing all 32  is a bit ridiculous.

I'm also not doing public voting because I want to make sure that this thing isn't just a popularity contest at this point. Girls will just get their entire houses to vote, and although all these girls are pretty, we won't end up with an objective list. And the GDIs would all get hardcore screwed. So this means  STOP sending me tips with your top ten lists, I'm not even reading them.

So what are we doing?

The Panel - This is the only way that seems remotely fair at this point. I'm assembling a panel of sorts and we are going to compile the top ten list objectively ourselves. We have no motivations, no biases, we're greek and non-greek, and this is the easiest, fairest way to narrow the list down. I know there will be plenty of bitching about "how could you cut this girl out?" or "how could this girl have made it?" but you all know that would have happened regardless.

My goal is to make the top ten list ready for public voting so that if any of the girls on it win, we'll all be satisfied. Readers, you'll get your turn to have your voice heard. Girls, if you don't make it, whatever, you're all ridiculously good-looking and being nominated is pretty damn good to begin with.

Sorry if you have a problem with this, but whatever, had to do it somehow. The top ten will be posted after the weekend and then public voting will commence.
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Comments

Anonymous
make it easy... elisha cuthbert wins the contest. Posted 04/11/2008 2:15 PMReply
Anonymous
no one cares Posted 04/11/2008 3:12 PMReply
Anonymous
this is getting boring Posted 04/11/2008 5:11 PMReply
Anonymous
@ Anonymous: agreed. seriously, if i'd know THOSE were the types of girls up for this, i'd have nominated half my friends. I'm also really sick of the comments that are supposed to sound like guys but are clearly sorority sisters trying to support their BFFs. Also, the comments like "wow, AGD is on the way up!" must be shameless plugs for these sororities. It's gotten pretty boring (especially, JQ, because i believe half of your candidates would look like clones if you dressed them the same and covered their hair). It was interesting to gossip about some of these girls (bc some don't even really qualify as cute), but we're bored. Could you go back to writing real shit that interested people?! I used to look forward to reading about some juicy campus stories, and now I come to this page and its skankfest... ew. Posted 04/11/2008 9:30 PMReply
Anonymous
yeah, call it a day and name whoever the girl is in the pic on this page with the M on her hip the winner. game over. god the girls here are raging bitches. Posted 04/11/2008 9:34 PMReply
Anonymous
i think it's pretty awesome. we easily have quality and quantity over psu. the only questionable thing i see is why during finals??? Posted 04/11/2008 9:35 PMReply
Anonymous
it's obvious that all the nominated girls are pretty, but i think you failed to really find THE hottest girl on campus with this contest. just voting on random nominated girls leaves a lot of the MOST gorgeous girls out of the competition which hinders our chances of proving how pretty the girls on our campus actually are. Posted 04/11/2008 11:57 PMReply
Anonymous
the hottest girls on campus declined to be in this retarded contest. It doesn't reflect our school at all. I can't believe this is what you do all day. Posted 04/12/2008 01:12 AMReply
Anonymous
^^^ all ****ing retards because all you do is complain about what's being posted...yet you come and read it and take the time to comment on it. Does anyone else see how contradictory you are? Posted 04/12/2008 06:04 AMReply
Anonymous
yes I do Posted 04/12/2008 08:06 AMReply
Anonymous
@ Anonymous: well, i've pretty much loved all the stuff EXCEPT the contest. You can like a blog and not agree with one of the ideas posted. Unfortunately, this idea has taken up a week and is beyond unappealing. Posted 04/12/2008 09:08 AMReply
Anonymous
honestly,
i think the contest was amusing. Due to the sheer number of submissions JQ received, I think it's more than just me.
Yes, some of the girls are mediocre at best and some are ****ing amazing looking. Who gives a shit**** who wins? We're making Michigan look good. That's what it's all about. Kudos, JQ.
Posted 04/12/2008 4:27 PMReply
Anonymous
i doubt any classy hot girls would agree to be in this contest. you have to be pretty narcissistic to agree to be in this contest. Posted 04/13/2008 1:08 PMReply
Anonymous
**** shit piss **** dick

just a test to see what gets censored
Posted 04/13/2008 1:26 PMReply
Anonymous
fuc.king amaizing is the best. go read his piles o dogsh|t. btw mother fuc.ker fuc.k cu.nt puss.y Posted 04/13/2008 1:34 PMReply
Anonymous
honestly, the OTR is no longer readable. time to find a new website. the future of this is gone. sorry jq. the look sucks and the new bloggers are aweful. Posted 04/13/2008 1:38 PMReply
Anonymous
@ Anonymous: pissed they didnt get nominated.

sure it's silly but no one takes it seriously. if you get nominated why not show penn state were not all swamp creatures?
Posted 04/13/2008 1:59 PMReply
Anonymous
jq is the last of the mohicans. Posted 04/13/2008 3:32 PMReply
Anonymous
vag! this is the closest to the vag that i was able to post. Posted 04/13/2008 3:33 PMReply
Anonymous
oooh saucy Posted 04/13/2008 8:08 PMReply
Anonymous
i think it's clear that UofM doesn't have many good looking girls, the only one OK looking is that Alana chick from JQ's first article way back Posted 04/13/2008 8:46 PMReply
Anonymous
i think it's clear that you're either not straight, or you're blind. Posted 04/13/2008 8:58 PMReply
Anonymous
Panel should be the same greek% as the student body. Posted 04/14/2008 09:43 AMReply

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